The Stupid Thread 2 (Part 1)

Before I opened my mouth about fancy reusable straws being a cool new thing I decided to google it.

Before I could finish entering it into the search bar the auto suggest finished the work for me.

Fancy reusable straws. Think about that for a second. Fancy reusable straws. Something inside of me that I wasn’t even aware of previously just broke.

A fucking tube that you suck liquid through is now an accessory for virtue signaling and status.

I might just buy one to lobotomize myself with, chucked into a solar charged drill of course.

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I’m still waiting for the virtue signal to become suicide. If you take yourself out, then you won’t consume anything else or release anymore CO2. Environment saved.

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And these are the ppl who are supposed to be there to protect and serve? Smh, crazy world we live in.

I just liked that little bit, “What are you doing with your life?” And then, the various responses.

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I’m just done with this world

The phrase, “A fool and his money are soon parted” comes to mind

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Grief counseling because COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS DIED IN A FUCKING MOVIE. I’ve never wanted China to take over more than after reading this.

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That’s pretty extreme for such a small portion of the population lol … Get a hold of yourself man! You already knew a portion of the population is weak and afraid. How is THIS pushing you over the edge? Have we not talked at length about fucking trigger warnings and safe spaces lol

It was a joke

The booth featured posters with positive affirmation quotes like “We Are Groot” and “You are Stronger Than Vibranium.” Once inside, a group of 10-12 fans met with an actor posing as a counselor. The session included fans working their way through the following questions: What’s your first memory of the MCU? What was something it did that surprised you? What was it like when you saw the end of ‘Infinity War’? Who was the most shocking loss?

On Reddit as well, grief counseling after the movie became a meme and running joke

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I’m mostly joking…

I had a rough morning.

Fine…

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No complaining from the deck of the yacht, bro. We’ve all seen pics of your GF (fiancé? wife?). You’ve lost the right to claim ‘rough morning.’

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Lol, well, wifey was part of the “rough morning”… First world problems.

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I know …

I haven’t slept for a month … fuck off with your pansy ass problems

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Jesus, you have one kid… I haven’t slept in three years!

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So you’re saying I should fuck off with my pansy ass problems?

what kind of support group is this?

I’m kidding though … he’s a good sleeper and the wife and I have developed a sleeping cadence to where we (mostly) get about 6-7 straight hours of sleep provided little man doesn’t have a bad night (which hasn’t happened in any continuous fashion, yet).

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I’m aware of how lucky we are so far - I’m more surprised by it tbh and very grateful. I hear horror stories from other parents.

On the flip side Sunday night into Monday was a bad night for little guy - I got about 2 hours of sleep total and almost fell asleep driving home from work yesterday. Last night he was great and I got about 7 hrs uninterrupted sleep - woke him up at about 4am to feed him and he went right back to sleep.

I have noticed, with him, having a consistent strategy for calming him down has helped tremendously … lots of trial and error

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Nice. Ya, our first was just awful. He didn’t sleep through the night until 9 months and still gets up no later than 6AM. Our second has been much much better.

For sure, a routine is crucial.