The Stupid Thread 2 (Part 1)

Been a meme for awhile. I almost feel bad for Florida but not really.

On one hand they have sunshine and beautiful beaches. On the other they have their own brand of insanity.

I’d say it’s pretty fair.

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This fucking song again. Maybe we should just change it to that old town road song that is breaking every record ever.*

*. Not being serious before someone tells me how much I hate the country because I think the anthem stuff is insane.

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CheckPatriotism.exe = null
Output: ridicule, ostracise and assault!

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Exception: Ill defined term: ā€œpatriotismā€

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What if we just sing it multiple times?

First time: Everyone stand hats on.
Second: Everyone stand hats off.
Third: Everyone kneel hats on.
Fourth: Everyone kneel hats off.
Fifth: Everyone stand holding a Bible and flag.

Then we won’t pay a bunch of taxpayer money to have Mike Pence come to a game for two seconds. ā€œYeah go ahead and make dinner reservations for that time. This guy who has been kneeling all season is gonna kneel again and I’ll leave in mock outrage. I don’t think I’ll be there much over ten minutes. The secret service aren’t even bothering to setup.ā€

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBxVYZjXoAAo8BG?format=jpg&name=small

Clown show.

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I feel safer already. I don’t imagine her district has any problems with people saying mean things in social media or flipping off the traffic cameras. Not on her watch.

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I used to think UK cops not being armed was crazy but now it makes sense.

We need to get Deputy Chief Rachel Swann on this case. Someone is making fun of criminals in the UK again.

Saw that earlier. These cops are going to school marm us into the 3rd world, I swear to God.

Well, in her defense I suppose it seems perfectly reasonable to outlaw hairstyle jokes. I don’t see any other way you can take a troll who is trying to arrest you seriously.

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Quite so. Little does this trumped up gendarme know that the British have a proud history of insulting people.

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I think that if theyr going to pass laws about it, there has to be some thresholds or standard, after which it is ok to make jokes and fun.

Like with the thingy there in question. She did that hair stuff on purpose. That should be open season for jokes and insults. And she was born naked, which was her parents fault-so they are fair game too.

I ask this question: Is appearance part of professionalism? I wouldn’t take this clown seriously right up until the moment she tazed me man… like seriously wtf??

100%. A classic proffesional appearance denotes you prioritize your duties ahead of your want to express yourself.

I’ve always said that folks are more than welcome to express themselves freely, but the more freely you express yourself, the better you need to be at your job to get away with it. Me, I’m not good enough at my job to fully let my freak flag fly so I fall in line 75% of the time.

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:man_facepalming:t2:

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https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2019/04/22/republican-lawmakers-child-drag-shows-illegal/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Oh no…

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Little kids dancing at bars for grown men… that isn’t okay no matter what the gender, orientation, outfit or composition of the song. It shouldn’t be okay with anyone.

This shouldn’t take a law. The weirdest drunk at any bar I’ve ever been to would punch a parent in the face if they tried to bring a child to a bar in an outfit like that.

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It’s only ok if the kids are allowed to drink.

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