WE NEED TO CLOSE THE MOON WHALE GAP!
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āAllow.ā
To use an Americanism, they can pound sand.
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In certain cities they will strangle you to death on the sidewalk for selling cigarettes without a license.
In Cincinatti they shut down an eight year old girls lemonade stand for lack of a permit.
LiBeRtY!
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The blood will be on those lawmakers hands. Do you know how dangerous it is to make lemonade? Weāre just going to let some untrained and unlicensed person attempt it? In a building that hasnāt met code and isnāt evaluated multiple times a year for safety?
For god sakes sell it outside at an unknown temperature?
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Just thought of this, frankly ashamed it took me so long. If a shop owner with an existing business can partner with his 9yo son/niece whateverā¦ they can set up shop selling lemonade, pop, snacks etcā¦ on some of the busiest street corners in the world. With no permit. In b4 the stories of exploitation and street vendors adopting children lol.
āDad itās really hot and we have been here all day! Can we go home now?ā
āFuck you keep smiling and pouring. We have a mortgage to pay off.ā
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Thatās obviously going to happen. I hope this bill is defeated so that exploitive child labor wonāt come back. God knows, parents will definitely have kids out selling lemonade instead of being in school.
As I learned in Elementary School, child labor existed because it was permitted. It definitely didnāt provide a better life for the poor children. There was definitely no logical reason for it.
Donāt cross safety barriers around volcanoes? Also lots of people dying lately at the Grand Canyon.
I saw fuck the risks. That selfie to put on Instagram is totally worth it.
Wife and I have a running joke about competing at Eval Keneval jumps over the canyon if we make it to 95yo.
redundancy is redundant
TBF, I have no clue how many people died previously to it being reported so much. i.e. lots is relative, compared to what?? Is it adjusted for population growth? A real telling metric would be if the rate of deaths, controlled for total visitors, has risenā¦THEN we can use terms like a lot
Sorry, Iām just bored right now, killing time between meetings.
Yeah thatās fair. I realize I have no idea what lots mean and it was a poor choice of words. Just seemed like I read an article about it recently and it mentioned other recent cases.
Maybe our dumbasses have been falling into the Grand Canyon for years. At least if youāre going to die itās at a cool spot.
If it makes you feel better (Iām sure it will - you seem very fragile) I was being pedantic for pedantics sake so ā¦ I think you were fine using a lot tbh
For being the smartest species to knowingly grace Godās green Earth, weāre pretty damn stupid so I wouldnāt put it past us ā¦ Maybe have increased since we humans seem to have lost our proclivity to sure-footedness since weāre now largely sedentaryā¦
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mygrandcanyonpark.com/.amp/park/falling-to-death-grand-canyon
A dude pretended to fall to scare his daughter apparently and then proceeded to actually fall to his death. Also great selfie angles lead to the best deaths.
So you could say he really committed to the joke huh ā¦ really threw himself into it?
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A non-political stupid candidate.
Lmfao. I shall now ignore the venerable phrenologists that make up the political science ranks.
Itās obviously Washington. Since that motherfucker started it look at all the problems we have had with Presidents.
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As he got you uppity colonists out of the empire, Iām inclined to agree.
Actually he was more of a figurehead general. He was completely incompetent in combat and his advisors had to trick him to get him his few victories.