The Stupid Thread 2 (Part 1)

I have a disdain for ineffective meetings and will end them abruptly if I feel it’s a waste of my client’s time. Think architect is presenting information to owner, but they aren’t prepared/don’t have agenda, etc. I require all meetings that people have with myself or my client to provide a complete agenda 48 hours before the meeting and meeting minutes 48 hours said meeting. My responsibility is to ensure the owner’s goals are met. That means, not wasting their time. When the team follows these guidelines, we have a great time and very effective projects.

I learned from them!

Yes, I am. I do have a bachelor’s degree. I had applied for law school, but didn’t pursue due to my current employment opportunity.

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And, they do that independently or do they rely on each other?

Both, we have determined check-in meetings and communication processes for asking questions.

see above. I hire an architect, who hires their sub-consultants. They need feedback from my client. I facilitate the process for them getting the feedback, then ensure they incorporate. I then ensure that the owner reviews and provides feedback in adequate timelines.

You would essentially be doing that, with different lengths. In other words, the five page would have all of those elements; the three page would have all of those elements; the one page would have all of those elements; the two paragraph would have all of those elements; the two sentence would be a quick snapshot. Why this is important, imo, is understanding the audience. I write five page reports for my client I report to. I write 3 page reports for his boss, I write 1 page for the oversight committees, I write 3 paragraphs for the board, and 2 sentences for the community.

Varying levels of responsibility receive varying levels of information.

(you) have them identify a noun and a verb
noun. vb. obj.

Edit: sub. changed to noun. Cause I’m multi-tasking on a conference call.

Brilliant response, especially the (you).

Your response to the query about sentences, paragraphs, essay, elucidated my intended rhetorical question.

Surprised you didn’t take my OSU bait.

Again, much props brother.

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I’m considering working for the federal government… Uggg

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Cue the ‘Emperor Strikes Back’ theme music.

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That GS payscale, though…

You already did with your service.

I’d say go for it if it’s a good opportunity. Just maybe have some savings since shutdowns seem to be all the new rage political tactics. Maybe you can get hired to build the wall!

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Ya, it’s actually a really awesome opportunity. I’d get to work with Marines again in some capacity, which is really cool.

My wife makes bank so we’d be alright during the shutdowns.

Trojan horse those bitches … noice

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No wall no job. A caravan of like 3 billion disease ridden rapist druggies attempts to come to America daily I’ve heard.

In all seriousness sounds like a good thing.

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You’ll see me sitting in front of Congress one day:

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And… it’s Florida.

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Another huge shocker of the day:

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“It’s a big wall. It’s a strong wall,” Trump said. “It’s a wall the people aren’t going through very easy. You’d have to be in extremely good shape to get over this one. They would be able to climb Mount Everest a lot easier, I think.”

Kill me now. We elected this guy to the highest office. We deserve nothing but bad things as a country and a people for our idiocy.

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Holy shit balls. That’s a real quote, lol.

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Relax. Others have done much worse. Duterte…

By the way…

It looks like Everest is becoming a graveyard for rich, inexperienced climbers…and one for the poor Sherpa’s who have to carry their tables, silverware and knick-knacks up the tallest and most treacherous Mountain in the World…

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I’m guessing the average Trump supporter probably thinks he is talking about an Everest bank so it makes sense to them.

Honestly though WTF? I mean it sounds exactly like something an SNL parody of a politician would say.

I also love how he adds “I think” at the end. Yes you think, just no one else does. National emergency is in the White House. Mexico going to need to have a lot more money to pay for the wall that will eclipse Everest.

This all reminds me: why isn’t Mexico very good in the Olympics?

…because anyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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They spend too much time raping, murdering and leaf-blowing…

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