Sarah Jessica Parker was too much?
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āBut that hasnāt deterred the congresswoman-elect from her promise to represent the underrepresented in Congress and make real change happen.ā
This is why sheāll fail. Sheās not elected to ārepresent the underrepresentedā sheās elected to represent New York District 14ās constituents which, since she is representing them, would seem to be an oxymoron to call them underrepresentedā¦
She has no notion of exactly what she should be doing, instead is using her platform for activist purposes. Thatās all fine and good if thatās what her constituents elected her to do but itās not her job to represent anyone other than her constituents in NY District 14ā¦
I agree with this - that shit is irrelevant and takes away most of their legitimate criticism of her ā¦ itās petty bullshit.
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Is it surprising, weāre talking about this person
They can always contribute to her webcam showsā¦thatās more or less a gofundme as wellā¦
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Not in the slightest ā¦ Sheās in over her head and is realllllly lucky sheās marketable and people find her attractive. Her handlers reallllly should limit her press exposure though (which, from some reports, she/they are limiting anywaysā¦)
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āYouāre not qualified to ask me that question.ā Has been my favourite deflection so far.
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Name one.
Edit: MAYBE ārelatively attractiveā
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Meā¦
To each his own.
Exactlyā¦
To be fair, I recall Bush jr saying almost equally silly things. But that may be because I still find her cute.
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GWB would mispronounce a word from time to time. This lady thinks the three branches of the US government are the Presidency (the executive branch), the House and the Senate (legislative branch). A soon to be (or already?) sitting Senator completely forgets about the Judicial branch. Even if it was just a slip up, she thinks each chamber of Congress is itās own branch of government?
Sorta important stuff for the people making the laws to knowā¦
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I meanā¦
Is it possible to be more wrong about something? Oh, ya, hamster heart models, but still this is pretty bad.
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Some fine writing in the story:
āMcConnell believes it was a āmistakeā for voters in Alabama not to choose Roy Moore, who was credibly accused of molesting multiple teenage girls, over Doug Jones, a prosecutor who locked up Klansmen for the murders of children, in the Senate special election to replace Jeff Sessions.ā
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See, the difference is she looks adorable when she says dumb shit like that. Yeah, my favorite Friend was Phoebeā¦
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She has a plus 2 in the victim Olympics, hasnāt raped anybody, and dumbs hard while looking good.
Her current term is just cred for when they run her for president.
In other words, sheās the modern definition of a useful idiot.
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Yetā¦
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Just say no:
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Who considers Ryan a genius? The guy read one book.
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Imagine running into her while she was still working in a bar. Iād do something like this - Iād put on my confused/angry face before placing an order, and hesitantly ask her for a recommendation for an alcoholic beverage as I donāt usually drink. Iād haltingly explain with a pained expression on my face how I witnessed at work a young black trans woman from a disadvantaged background being discriminated against by a group of middle aged white men. Iād profess shame for not having intervened, blaming decades of racist, ableist, ageist social conditioning for having brainwashed me into believing into the innate superiority of straight white men. Iād angrily slap my hand against the bar muttering ādamn plutocratsā and wonder aloud whether āsomething tangible could be doneā.
Iād admire her cute face as sheād get more and more worked up and space out and nod and uh-uhm at the right times while sheād blurt out and endless stream of garbled lines from a cliff notes version of Das Kapital. Iād be visibly comforted when sheād tell me āYouāre not the enemyā and Iād promise to come to the next meeting of her protest group or whatever. Iād thank her for comforting me and casually inquire when does her shift end. And lo and behold some time later weād be banging in her dingy apartment while Che Guevara and Castro would be looking at me accusingly from massive posters hanging on her walls.*
*something very similar to this may or may not have happened years ago
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