The Stupid Thread 2 (Part 1)

Now that is an admirable verbal tirade! There are layers to it. Generational defilements, desecration of a corpse, creative sodomy, and an std placed like a cherry on top.

We don’t have much of that around here. Its just lazy and unimaginative “…that’s what she said” bullshit.

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they seemed to have modified the voice to sound like Schwarzenegger. I would think this man looks like he is physically fit. The staff member seems totally soft.

Now that you mentioned it, I just realized how many insults in the area delimited by Asia Minor and rivers Danube and Volga revolve around non-consensual intercourse with severed body parts and animals. And they’re actually not translatable into English because it lacks expressions several degrees more severe than “fucking”.

So a native speaker of English, upon hearing the translation of a complete verbiage of an insult, would scratch his head and say something like “ok, so the dog is forcing himself on the promiscuous mother… but I forgot who’s deflowering the owl?”

But Hungarians take the cake because they added a special kinky twist to cuss words. The equivalent of “darn” or “goddammit” in Hungarian is “rancid semen”

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I’m making a t-shirt outta this … I"M GON BE RICH!!

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Lol it’s “stinking vagina” in the vernacular of people of Hokkien Chinese ethnicity from lower class origins. I say it several times a day.

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Him first. Give away 99% of that wealth you earned making funny faces and only get care at VA hospitals. Then maybe we’ll listen.

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In good old Jim’s defense, after spending that much time with anti vaxxer McCarthy, I’d imagine he thinks socialism is the only way left. Poor guy

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Rancid semen…

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I think that for all those millionaire lefties enjoying the fruits of capitalism a saying from my part of the world is very appropriate.

Slapping a thorny bush is not a big deal when you’re using someone else’s penis

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They’re just sooooo dumb - It’s annoying when people have to try to sell a complex economic and political system by turning it into a fucking catch phrase … simple sayings for simple minds I guess

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That quote is taken out of context.

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More like he doesn’t understand what socialism actually is, which is half the problem. Socialized medicine in Canada =/= socialism.

Which - Rancid semen or stinking vagina?

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I only have experience with one of those.

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In his defense (I’ll go to bat for Jim Carrey ALL DAYYYY), almost nobody that preaches about capitalism seems to know what it means either

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They need to stop misusing the word. But people who know what it really means with agendas won’t because they know it invokes grandiose feelings of revolutionary fervor in the young and uninformed.

Very true.

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On a seperate note, I just watched The Trotsky. It was pretty good. Funny as hell.

Well, the right wing media has been conflating the two, so he’s forgiven. First you’ve got universal healthcare and five minutes later…

This is what actual socialism looks like.

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Yeah. He was bragging about his mom getting “free” prescriptions. What he neglected to mention was his mother had a lifelong addiction to opiates. He was praising her dealer.

Also the few Canadian friends I have hate the wait times, the quality of care and go to private clinics out of necessity. I asked the one guy if his prescriptions were really free, and he said “fuck no, because I have a job.”