[quote]Rockscar wrote:
I’VE SEEN MORE DOGS RUN FROM A CAT WHEN THE SHIT HITS THE FAN. Bottom line, pound per pound, cats kick ass.[/quote]
We better let the dog lovers in on a secret that’s never been revealed to them:
We hate coming over to your house…because it smells like ass. But you hang around with your dog there all the time so you don’t notice.
[quote]Natural Nate wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
I’VE SEEN MORE DOGS RUN FROM A CAT WHEN THE SHIT HITS THE FAN. Bottom line, pound per pound, cats kick ass.
We better let the dog lovers in on a secret that’s never been revealed to them:
We hate coming over to your house…because it smells like ass. But you hang around with your dog there all the time so you don’t notice.[/quote]
I agree.
Dogs do stink. The bigger the smellier.
Wet dog is almost as bad as cat urine.
[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
Don’t fuck with the Sphinx. He looks like he’s ready to kick some ass.
I’m not impressed, my dogs would still rip that thing to shreds.
Unless the cat is of wild predatory origin, and weighs at least 40lbs., it doesn’t belong in the house of a man.
Unless that man wears feather boas and bikini style underwear, I guess.[/quote]
If a cat has it’s claws it can really mess with an average size dog. But cats are still sissy.
My red heeler eats cats for morning snacks. Cats cut a wide swath around our place.
But I love cats…dead ones.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
My red heeler eats cats for morning snacks. Cats cut a wide swath around our place.
But I love cats…dead ones. [/quote]
Yeah, but you’re a washed up old man. Your opinion doesn’t count.
Can’t tribuanl me for 90 days either!!! Yippeee!!
Hey Rainjack, did you get past Tom “Bridge Troll” Platz when you went to work this morning?
I didn’t. He clobbered me in the head with his cave club. My boss was mad that I couldn’t show up.
[quote]Natural Nate wrote:
We better let the dog lovers in on a secret that’s never been revealed to them:
We hate coming over to your house…because it smells like ass. But you hang around with your dog there all the time so you don’t notice.[/quote]
You think that’s a secret to us?
That’s half the point of having a dog(s) in the house. To keep pansy-ass cat lovers from coming over.
I’m glad I chimed in on this topic. Every ‘guy’ who comes out to defend cats is sort of like coming out of the closet for everyone to see, it’s very revealing.
[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
Natural Nate wrote:
We better let the dog lovers in on a secret that’s never been revealed to them:
We hate coming over to your house…because it smells like ass. But you hang around with your dog there all the time so you don’t notice.
You think that’s a secret to us?
That’s half the point of having a dog(s) in the house. To keep pansy-ass cat lovers from coming over.
I’m glad I chimed in on this topic. Every ‘guy’ who comes out to defend cats is sort of like coming out of the closet for everyone to see, it’s very revealing.[/quote]
Can’t miss out then.
Oh, and:
“The gray wolf bit the cougar’s paw twice, and catches it off guard, but then the cougar raked the wolf with it’s claws, and killed it. It was about to eat it, but the sound of the wolf pack howling forced it to retreat.”
Makkun
Cats are okay sometimes. They’re narcicistic assholes, though. Dogs are waaaaay more faithful and MUCH better companions.
But they do stink and are messy as shit sometimes.
[quote]makkun wrote:
Bauer97 wrote:
Natural Nate wrote:
We better let the dog lovers in on a secret that’s never been revealed to them:
We hate coming over to your house…because it smells like ass. But you hang around with your dog there all the time so you don’t notice.
You think that’s a secret to us?
That’s half the point of having a dog(s) in the house. To keep pansy-ass cat lovers from coming over.
I’m glad I chimed in on this topic. Every ‘guy’ who comes out to defend cats is sort of like coming out of the closet for everyone to see, it’s very revealing.
Can’t miss out then.
Oh, and:
“The gray wolf bit the cougar’s paw twice, and catches it off guard, but then the cougar raked the wolf with it’s claws, and killed it. It was about to eat it, but the sound of the wolf pack howling forced it to retreat.”
Makkun[/quote]
LOL, I was just talking about this show today at work. I just found out there was a squid vs whale episode. I am definitely downloading that episode.
Edit: Anyone remember Flying Shark vs Flying Croc? It was a parody Adult Swim ran. They had a hilarious poster. The shark had a jetpack and the croc had wings.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
My red heeler eats cats for morning snacks. Cats cut a wide swath around our place.
But I love cats…dead ones. [/quote]
I will think of cats dead till my car tires make them so… then I will think of them no more.
[quote]makkun wrote:
Oh, and:
“The gray wolf bit the cougar’s paw twice, and catches it off guard, but then the cougar raked the wolf with it’s claws, and killed it. It was about to eat it, but the sound of the wolf pack howling forced it to retreat.”
Makkun[/quote]
Oh Makkun, let’s not be ridiculous here.
If every person who called themselves a cat owner here, actually in fact owned a COUGAR, that would be awesome.
You know what my least favorite word in the whole wide world is? “Persnickety”. That’s why I can’t stand house cats. I highly doubt you could tag that word to a wild predatory cat.
Bauer,
the challenge was pound for pound. The argument is that if cats were are big as dogs, we wouldn’t be able to keep them at home.
I grant you though - ‘Persnickety’ sounds a lot less menacing than ‘Tyson’. 
Makkun
[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
makkun wrote:
Oh, and:
“The gray wolf bit the cougar’s paw twice, and catches it off guard, but then the cougar raked the wolf with it’s claws, and killed it. It was about to eat it, but the sound of the wolf pack howling forced it to retreat.”
Makkun
Oh Makkun, let’s not be ridiculous here.
If every person who called themselves a cat owner here, actually in fact owned a COUGAR, that would be awesome.
You know what my least favorite word in the whole wide world is? “Persnickety”. That’s why I can’t stand house cats. I highly doubt you could tag that word to a wild predatory cat.[/quote]
I had an uncle that owned a leopard. He kept it in the cellar.
Hey! I posted this before, but dogs and cats don’t have to hate each other. My cat Elliot follows my dog Molly around all over the place. Elliot is a Snowshoe Siamese and weighs 22lbs so he isn’t a dinky cat.
^id lyke 2 eet teh kity catt. katss tast4e gud 4 fo0d meelz…
ur dog wud maik a taisty d1sh oktoburgerrl!!
kan i eet ur dog adn kat;?
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
make fun of you.[/quote]
You’re not very good at it. Shouldn’t I be offended instead of laughing my head off at you?