The Recruiting

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
waylanderxx wrote:
Rockula so you are saying you have drained peoples life force? Care to give us a story on you doing this?

I don’t believe this at all, but it’s always interesting to see how people view themselves and their place within their environment.

Do tell please.

Actually, it mostly happens when its “kick out” time at the club I work at or at parties I have at my place. It usually ends with me having a rush of energy…almost like a controlled electicution, follwed by half the room sayng something to the effect of “oh man, I’m so tired”

I don’t do it out of my own will but its something that just takes over whenever I’m in a stressful situation…I dont go around preying on people or anything like that…nobody gets hurt, whoever’s energy is drained is just seriously tired for a few hours.

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I feel sorry for you; life must be hard when you’re that crazy. Best of luck getting well.

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Everyone knows that you should convert to Judaism to get rich, not Vampirism.

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
waylanderxx wrote:
Rockula so you are saying you have drained peoples life force? Care to give us a story on you doing this?

I don’t believe this at all, but it’s always interesting to see how people view themselves and their place within their environment.

Do tell please.

Actually, it mostly happens when its “kick out” time at the club I work at or at parties I have at my place. It usually ends with me having a rush of energy…almost like a controlled electicution, follwed by half the room sayng something to the effect of “oh man, I’m so tired”

I don’t do it out of my own will but its something that just takes over whenever I’m in a stressful situation…I dont go around preying on people or anything like that…nobody gets hurt, whoever’s energy is drained is just seriously tired for a few hours.

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What is electicution? Is this a vampire term? My simple caveman mind can’t comprehend such big words.

DB

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
brownab wrote:
LjSimpson08 wrote:
::TO THE OP::

Ok seeing as how this thread keeps going time to kill it. To the OP, YOUR 320 LBS AND BARELY 6FT, I mean dear god your like the fucking Michelin Man, your tires have tires, and you say your a vampire, chosen, blah blah blah. Survival of the fittest is a fact, and you my friend would die without hotpockets. Next, while yes I will agree that the previous remark was rude, it is factual only because predators of any kind are genetically predetermined to be able to kill what they eat, and seeing as how the only thing you can catch; and kill; is said hotpocket, I’d say your one of those kids with bad skin, a starwars shirt collection, world of warcraft action figures and self proclaimed l33t (asked my little brother for the correct wording lol) pixels assembled as a character.

Next, and I truly mean this, The world is not out to get you because your pretending to be a vampire. So go take your medication and stop posting shit like your above people, because in all honesty your about as mystical and terrifying as my bowel movement after I eat some burning hot burrito’s with habonero peppers.

As I’m writing this it has occurred to me to post 3 things, your religion is essentially a copy of several of the facets of zen-bhuddism and taosim, so stop ripping off legitimate and respected religions with documented cases of superhuman feats with your little dungeons and dragons money making scam.

And as your most likely at this point saying “Oh I’ll kill you with my vampire strength, where do you live” Send me a PM, and you can wave your little wand around while I dislocate your arms and throw you into on coming traffic.

Lastly, Harry Potter is Fake, you’re not special, and we all know you own twight’s director cut version.

Have a good Day :slight_smile:

starts slow clap

roflmao
that was gawsome dude!

why did he get so mad? who cares! that shit was hilarious

he actually threatend me…over the internet, WOW!

Chill out dude

I’m definitely priniting this and putting it on a wall…I mean the rage, the unexplained rage…why?

OMFG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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God do you need medication.

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I was in until you said there was no drinking blood.

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[quote]hockechamp14 wrote:
I was in until you said there was no drinking blood.[/quote]

If there’s no drinking blood, rituals that use virgin’s are mostly done for too. Sorry.

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It is.

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well this is what happens to vampires when Jesus comes to town!

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Actually, it mostly happens when its “kick out” time at the club I work at or at parties I have at my place. It usually ends with me having a rush of energy…almost like a controlled electicution, follwed by half the room sayng something to the effect of “oh man, I’m so tired”

I don’t do it out of my own will but its something that just takes over whenever I’m in a stressful situation…I dont go around preying on people or anything like that…nobody gets hurt, whoever’s energy is drained is just seriously tired for a few hours.

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The facts of your argument :

  1. It’s closing time at the club
  2. Most people are drunk and have been dancing for hours, hence the “tiredness”
  3. You suddenly feel great.

People have been partying hard and are therefore tired. This has nothing to do with your so called powers.
And you might feel this sudden “electical charge” because you just realised you can now take the ugly drunk chick home for some hot steamy vampire love making?

Seriously though, stop trolling.

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You people sure get pissed over nothing. The Count comes on here with some entertaining posts, and nearly everyone goes into a fit. Oh, the seriousness!

Hey, if you don’t like what’s on the TV, change the channel!

lol

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Count

The way your brain is wired, I can almost hear the fuses blowing.

That said, I thought this was entertaining as hell.

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OP, thank you so much! I just realized my ex-girlfriend is a vampire :slight_smile:

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
what we are NOT

Demonic, in fact all religions are represented within the coven
Blood Drinkers
Violent

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What? No blood drinking? I’m only doing it if there’s blood to be drank, cause I heard that junk is ‘hella’ anabolic and I’m all about going anabolic.

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Do we get to bite on hawt gurlz? I’ll join…