The 'Rainjack Is a Douche' Thread

anthony roberts and rainjack are secretly twin brothers

You’re in your 40s right? That would explain a lot.

[quote]rainjack wrote:

Was that an apology? Dude - my eyes still hurt from reading it. I mean I appreciate it and all - but I accidentally sprayed OFF in my eyes when I was a little kid and…well…you achieved the same end without the use of Pyrethrins (sp). [/quote]

I should have known better than to paraphrase pro wrestling quotes ( Yahoo | Mail, Weather, Search, Politics, News, Finance, Sports & Videos ) to a man of your high-brow tastes.

Shakespeare instead:

He is deformed, crooked, old and sere,
Ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind;
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.

The Comedy of Errors (4.2.22-5)

Either thou art most ignorant by age, or thou wert born a fool.
The Winter’s Tale (2.1)

Boys, with women’s voices, strive to speak big.
Richard II (3.2)

The funniest part is just how frequently he starts these little squabbles in numerous threads and then complains about being “attacked”…at least that’s been my experience with him.

You’re an immature 13 year old trapped in an old man. Way to go on starting a thread to better emphasize this fact.

Waits for “you’re a fucking idiot ass hat. I’m old and urinate frequently. Rawr rawr rawr”

[quote]toejam wrote:

anthony roberts and rainjack are secretly twin brothers[/quote]

Now that is the mother of hateful insults.

Unless, maybe, you trade “twin brothers” with “lovers”.

[quote]BostonBarrister wrote:
rainjack wrote:

Was that an apology? Dude - my eyes still hurt from reading it. I mean I appreciate it and all - but I accidentally sprayed OFF in my eyes when I was a little kid and…well…you achieved the same end without the use of Pyrethrins (sp).

I should have known better than to paraphrase pro wrestling quotes ( Yahoo | Mail, Weather, Search, Politics, News, Finance, Sports & Videos ) to a man of your high-brow tastes.

Shakespeare instead:

He is deformed, crooked, old and sere,
Ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind;
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.

The Comedy of Errors (4.2.22-5)

Either thou art most ignorant by age, or thou wert born a fool.
The Winter’s Tale (2.1)

Boys, with women’s voices, strive to speak big.
Richard II (3.2)[/quote]

Much better. See? That wasn’t so hard.

[quote]Inner Hulk wrote:
The funniest part is just how frequently he starts these little squabbles in numerous threads and then complains about being “attacked”…at least that’s been my experience with him.

You’re an immature 13 year old trapped in an old man. Way to go on starting a thread to better emphasize this fact.

Waits for “you’re a fucking idiot ass hat. I’m old and urinate frequently. Rawr rawr rawr”[/quote]

I see moms is letting you stay up late tonight. Did you clean your plate, or something?

[quote]thunderbolt23 wrote:
toejam wrote:

anthony roberts and rainjack are secretly twin brothers

Now that is the mother of hateful insults.

Unless, maybe, you trade “twin brothers” with “lovers”.

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No need to go there just because I can’t stand McCain. Damn republicans.

I’ve always wanted to say that.

[quote]rainjack wrote:
Mod Laurie wrote:
Who’s Rainjack?

Et tu, Mod Laurie? I’m crying on the inside. [/quote]

RJ, you know I’m funnin’ with ya. :slight_smile:

Rainjack hates turtles.

just came back to say that id take your mother out to a nice seafood dinner
and NEVER call her back.

[quote]Xen Nova wrote:
just came back to say that id take your mother out to a nice seafood dinner
and NEVER call her back. [/quote]

I told you it was an accident. I didn’t know that lady was your mom.

Some people hold grudges way too long.

RJ your like the cool uncle that gives you alcohol and porn when your underage, not the creepy uncle that molests you.

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

Rainjack hates turtles.

[/quote]

Even Ninja Turtles? :frowning:

you missed the anchorman reference too now im really disappointed.

[quote]Xen Nova wrote:
you missed the anchorman reference too now im really disappointed.[/quote]

I hate when I do that. Boy - do I feel stupid.

“such as”

“U.S. Americans”

[quote]rainman wrote:
I’m a stoopid redneck.[/quote]

You happy now, sweetheart?

Yeah, I miss you too.

rainjack is a racist!

I thought Rainjack was the other screen name that Hack Wilson used.