I’d also like to go ON RECORD has having been joking about Donald Trump tweets and their absurdity for years. I’ll even explain this particular joke for any humorless fucks who might be reading.
@cryptonite was somewhat of a hapless bystander in the 600 lb deadlift thread, but he set up such a good joke I had to tee it off. I’m sorry about that, if you’re still around.
The joke had several levels. The first is that Donald Trump is petty enough to take offense to what someone on an anonymous lifting forum said about deadlifting, of all things. Even more absurd, he’s petty enough to both call him out and insult him publicly on Twitter.
The next level to the joke is that Donald Trump is obviously ignorant about deadlifting, because deadlifts from weak to strong are in the range of “hundreds of pounds”. Despite this, he is simultaneously supremely confident about sharing his vapid, perspective-less thoughts on deadlifting, as he does on many other topics. I also wrapped it up in a little bit of #MAGA for good effect, all in 140 characters or less.
I can dig up more bona fides, if necessary. I’m beginning to like the penance game. This election is already silly, why not crank it up to 11?
I can play the same game, after all ![]()
