When are the DEMS going to learn how to hide all of their bullshit as well as the Republicans…then wrap it all up in God, Apple Pie, the Flag…and more bullshit?
(The DEMS should have fired their PR firm YEARS ago…)
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I think Trump’s about to make a power play the likes of which we haven’t seen since Caesar crossed The Rubicon.
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I’ll definitely take the time to vote for him if he pardons Joe Exotic. F that bitch Carole Baskin.
HEY!
I think the majority of the World will be okay with that!
Joe is Bat Shit Crazy…but honest.
Carol Baskins on the other hand? She screwed up thinking that she was going to come off as some moral, Big Cat Lover. Sorry, CB…you came off as a husband-killing Psychopath…
(That new husband better watch his P-Whipped back…!)
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Ehh…I don’t think they can hide their votes. Elected officials don’t have secret ballots yet, do they? Republicans don’t have to do anything but be better than pure shit.
Joe Exotic is pardoned and Donald Trump invokes the Defense Priority Act to order CNN into producing the next 10 seasons of Tiger King.
America kicks the shit out of Coronavirus, or at least sucks less than most other places in dealing with it.
Top Gun turns out to be a really great movie, just what America needs to feel good about itself again. Like we did in the 80’s.
MAGA, Four more terms. Trump family dynasty forever!
Funny thing…
Even CONSERVATIVES seem to like Joe’s gay/boy loving, mullet-sporting, alcoholic, drug-addicted ass… (sounds like about half of the GOP member’s of Congress, right? OH! My bad…I haven’t seen any of them sporting Mullet’s…)
JUST KIDDING, guys! (Maybe…?)
I am SO ready for President Kushner…and President Beevis and Butt-head Trump!
MAGA!
<— This one does. I have no idea whether he’s an alcoholic or drug addict, though.
Not really. Maybe Lindsey Graham.
Oh, yeah…there is something like 205 GOP members of the house and ~ 53 members of the Senate…and only one is Gay…
My apologies, @NickViar…
It’s weird that the lesbians are so much better looking than the average straight Democrat woman. Hell, the guys look manlier than the average “straight” Democrat man.
Nice try…
No…it should read;
“Meet the OPENLY Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual Members of the 116th Congress”…
Roger Ailes had spotting the differences down to a science!
The man knew hotness when he saw it!
I think you’re under-estimating the ambivalence Gen X and Millennial conservatives have about what anyone does to get their rocks off. The hard-core religious sect will always be there, but I think the religious community is shifting towards acceptance in their own way as well. I know people I’d call committed Christians who consider homosexuality (and a lot of other stuff) a sin, because that’s their doctrine, but are 100 percent ready to forgive it, just like any other act that is considered a sin. Like lying, for instance.
Joe Exotic is a walking, talking embodiment of American freedom, even behind bars. There’s plenty to criticize about his behavior, but we can all be critical of our own behavior, right? Especially if we hired a person to murder someone, which may or may not have happened.
Setting all of the allegedly shady stuff aside, Joe Exotic is a distinctly American story of being free. I challenge you to find many modern conservatives who don’t recognize this. Be a freak. Fortify your compound. Obey the law. Raise your deadly animals responsibly, and take all reasonable measures to see that hundreds of tigers aren’t set loose on the community. Revolvers are reliable side arms and have an aesthetic appeal in a nice leather holster that you won’t get with a Glock in a polymer tactical rig. Seduce straight men with your economic advantages. If meth for gay sex is in their interests, they’ll come along willingly. Stand up for yourself and don’t roll over to some hippy lady, no matter if she’s named Carole Baskin or not.
These are things that can resonate with most liberty-minded Americans.
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Oh my Hell…Joe Exotic as a Conservative ICON…!
“…Sergeant, we have crossed some strange boundary here. The world has taken a turn for the surreal…”
Captain Miller; “Saving Private Ryan”
Joe Exotic is an American Icon. I think he embodies a fascinating spectrum of values and behavior. He will probably be among the most-remembered names of people from this era 100 years from now.
I mean we’re in a global health crisis but I think I would almost be more surprised if Trump didn’t weigh in on the Tiger King. I’m also guessing he watched the series in full already and may consider picking Joe as a running mate. Double down on the nuts and break your Nikki Haley heart.
But fuck Carol Baskins indeed.
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Which one’s gay, and which is being paid with meth? The one with the mustache looks pretty gay, but this is the other guy:
Let’s hope so. As soon as I saw Joe campaigning I told my wife I’d vote for him.
Trump/Exotic 2020!
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Joe Exotic is even more American than this:
