Give some books of Kierkegaard, Heidegger and Schopenhauer to your victim.
Make sure he actually read them.
Wait until he commits suicide.
enjoy.
[quote]kamui wrote:
Give some books of Kierkegaard, Heidegger and Schopenhauer to your victim.
Make sure he actually read them.
Wait until he commits suicide.
enjoy.
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Lol!
/thread
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
you could just give the body to hungry wild boar. nothing will be left. no bones. no hair. nothing.
try it sometime. [/quote]
If I ground a body through a meat grinder and put it where the wild pigs be at it would probably be gone in 10 minutes.
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]GorillaMon wrote:
-Burn the body (if convenient).
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Yes, I’m sure the other killers that thought burning a body would be a great plan except that most fires don’t burn hot enough to burn a body up.[/quote]
The purpose of burning wouldn’t neccesarily be to destroy the body in it’s entirely, more a means of destroying forensic evidence ( especially, if the body was left to burn).
OR, to a lesser degree to enable the body to be lightened up to facilitate ease of disposal.
[quote]GorillaMon wrote:
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]GorillaMon wrote:
-Burn the body (if convenient).
[/quote]
Yes, I’m sure the other killers that thought burning a body would be a great plan except that most fires don’t burn hot enough to burn a body up.[/quote]
The purpose of burning wouldn’t neccesarily be to destroy the body in it’s entirely, more a means of destroying forensic evidence ( especially, if the body was left to burn).
OR, to a lesser degree to enable the body to be lightened up to facilitate ease of disposal.[/quote]
You had better have a real remote location for your fire. You know how much stench and smoke a freshly killed body is going to produce? My clothes reek just cooking a few steaks out back on my grill.
What I have always wondered is, what if you decided to kill someone COMPLETELY random. You never have met them or seen them before. Like if you planned a murder like a blank check, all ready to murder someone with the plan and everything and then you just pick the person that seems like an easy kill. How the fuck would the court figure that one out?
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
What I have always wondered is, what if you decided to kill someone COMPLETELY random. You never have met them or seen them before. Like if you planned a murder like a blank check, all ready to murder someone with the plan and everything and then you just pick the person that seems like an easy kill. How the fuck would the court figure that one out?[/quote]
It happens. And they usually don’t.
See these guys for the supreme combination of evil and stupidity. Don’t go looking for or watching the video though. Seriously don’t.
Seems that if a guy such as myself with absolutely no criminal background, just up and decided to drive to some small town 100 miles away from where i live and pick out a completely random target to kill, id get away easy.
Pick a small girl who cant fight back, do it somewhere you know no one and no cameras are around, dump the body in the woods, doesnt even matter if its found, and just go home like nothing ever happened.
Unless someone sees me or im caught on camera, how would this ever be traced back to me?
It only seems hard if you have some sort of relationship to the person murdered, or live in the area.
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
What I have always wondered is, what if you decided to kill someone COMPLETELY random. You never have met them or seen them before. Like if you planned a murder like a blank check, all ready to murder someone with the plan and everything and then you just pick the person that seems like an easy kill. How the fuck would the court figure that one out?[/quote]
Didnt see this post before i made mine, but this is basically along the lines of what i posted.
Heck, how do you think sociopathic (and in many cases just down right dumb) serial killers get away this shit for so long?
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
What I have always wondered is, what if you decided to kill someone COMPLETELY random. You never have met them or seen them before. Like if you planned a murder like a blank check, all ready to murder someone with the plan and everything and then you just pick the person that seems like an easy kill. How the fuck would the court figure that one out?[/quote]
Yep. Happens all the time.
Finding a murderer, takes probable cause. With no leads, then evidence is worth nothing.
When I was in HS, there were thugly types I knew that used to go on the side of the highway and randomly shoot bullets at moving cars…try figuring that crime out.
The only way they could catch you, and this is a MAYBE, would be if you have ever given a full fingerprint or dna imprint somewhere. Perhaps, they would look up your fingerprint against some sort of database. Considering how lazy and disorganized government is tho, I doubt, your fingerprints never got uploaded or if they did, they never got passed your local municipality.
Solution: Wear gloves.
You ever notice that of all the serial killers, they all seem to have predictable patterns of behavior and a certain ‘type’ of victim.
This is not because kills are predictable, but because only predictable killers get caught. All those missing people you hear about are probably victims of some of the more random and diversified murderers out there.
[quote]tmay11 wrote:
Now maybe this thread is a tad bit morbid for some but it is something that I have thought of a few times and I’m sure, as I’m really not that sick…, that I can’t be the only one. I think the whole thing fascinates me more so on intellectual grounds, or at least I hope, other than thinking about the actually killing itself. So , If you were to how would you do it? How would you put someone in the ground and guarantee, to the best of your abilities, that nothing would ever become of it?
Some questions to think about -
- Disposal of the body - bury it, burn it, dump it in the ocean ?
- Actual kill - gun, knife, poison ?
- Creating an alibi
- Disposal of evidence
- Time of day
ETC ETC ETC
Lay it out for me.
Could be an interesting thread. We have some pretty smart posters here.
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after watching all of “the first 48” on netflix, i honestly believe that shooting someone with a shotgun, putting them in a stolen car, removing their teeth, then torching the shit out of the whole thing, is the way to go, whenever you have the above they never solve the case…
I’ll break it down:
shotgun - not as traceable as a bullet, when your done, throw away all remaining ammo (make sure you pick up shell) and have nothing but another ammo brand at home (take it shooting shortly after and put a crap load of rounds through it). or toss it into an ocean / large river… they are not registered so its easier…
steal a car (wear gloves) and put the body in it, take it to a new location. That way they will wonder about the person whose car it is, and will not know the real location of the murder.
remove the teeth - if you do this before torching the body, itll be hard to know who it is for sure (real life they dont DNA test a whole lot.
Burn body - not much left to identifiy and see above about DNA.
If it was me though, id just make a 1,000 pound batch of steel and throw the person in (in a few pieces) would dissolve the whole thing and raise the carbon a bit… other then the smell there would be nothing left…

[quote]tmay11 wrote:
Now maybe this thread is a tad bit morbid for some but it is something that I have thought of a few times and I’m sure, as I’m really not that sick…, that I can’t be the only one. I think the whole thing fascinates me more so on intellectual grounds, or at least I hope, other than thinking about the actually killing itself. So , If you were to how would you do it? How would you put someone in the ground and guarantee, to the best of your abilities, that nothing would ever become of it?
Some questions to think about -
- Disposal of the body - bury it, burn it, dump it in the ocean ?
- Actual kill - gun, knife, poison ?
- Creating an alibi
- Disposal of evidence
- Time of day
ETC ETC ETC
Lay it out for me.
Could be an interesting thread. We have some pretty smart posters here.
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tmay11 will now be known as ‘Bruno’
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
[quote]tmay11 wrote:
Now maybe this thread is a tad bit morbid for some but it is something that I have thought of a few times and I’m sure, as I’m really not that sick…, that I can’t be the only one. I think the whole thing fascinates me more so on intellectual grounds, or at least I hope, other than thinking about the actually killing itself. So , If you were to how would you do it? How would you put someone in the ground and guarantee, to the best of your abilities, that nothing would ever become of it?
Some questions to think about -
- Disposal of the body - bury it, burn it, dump it in the ocean ?
- Actual kill - gun, knife, poison ?
- Creating an alibi
- Disposal of evidence
- Time of day
ETC ETC ETC
Lay it out for me.
Could be an interesting thread. We have some pretty smart posters here.
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tmay11 will now be known as ‘Bruno’[/quote]
Great movie.