The Most T-Charged Movie Scene

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Just watched Snatch again this weekend. The scene where Bullet Tooth Tony is faced down by Sol, Vinny, and Tyrone in ski masks with their pistols pointing at his face.

"So, you are obviously the big dick and the men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls: there are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Now, dicks have drive, and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And, you thought you smelled some good ol’ pussy.

And, have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good ol’ time. But, you’ve got your parties muddled up. There’s no pussy here, just a dose that’ll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You’re shrinking . . . and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And, the fact that you’ve got “replica” written down the side of your guns.

And, the fact that I’ve got “Desert Eagle point 5-0” written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now . . . fuck off. sips beer

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The bank robbery and gunfight with police in HEAT. Sorry if someone beat me to this, but I haven’t read the whole thread. That is one of the greatest movies ever made.

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[quote]Minotaur wrote:
Braveheart: Specifically, when Wallace cuts the throat of the guy who killed his wife. Enforcing one of the ultimate T-Commandments ‘Thou shalt not fuck with those I love.’

Untouchables: Sean Connery’s death scene. One of the most intense, heart-wrenching scenes I can remember seeing. Yet even in death, Connery has balls.

Untouchables: “I said your friend died squealing like a stuck Irish pig.”

“Did he sound anything like that?”

“Where’s Nitti?”

“He’s in the car.”
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Hahha. Like I said, the scene on the steps too. Classic!

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One movie no one has mentioned is Copland. After Jack Rucker (Robert Patrick) shoots a gun close to Sly Stallone’s (Freddie) ear, it temporarily leaves him unable to hear. After the final gunfight, Patrick’s partner Ray Donlan (Harvey Kitel)says “You’re a child, Freddie”.
Stallone replies, “I can’t hear you Ray”. Great movie, although it takes awhile for Stallone’s ‘T’ to show up.

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in no particular order

  1. The Bride escaping the coffin in Kill Bill, Vol. 2. I love the Ennio Morricone gunfighter music.

  2. BACKDRAFT: “You go, we go!”

  3. PITCH BLACK: they turned Riddick into a pussy in the second movie.
    “He did not know who he was fucking with!”
    “When the dying starts, this little psycho-fuck family of ours is gonna tear itself apart.”

  4. ALIENS: The whole movie.
    “Did IQ’s drop sharply while I was away?”

  5. BATMAN BEGINS: “I won’t kill you, but I don’t have to save you!”

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Final Scenes of Scarface of course.

Most of Tombstone, especially the final scenes when they’re hunting down the cowboys.

Generally the entire Boondock Saints, especially the final scene in the courtroom.

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[quote]Minotaur wrote:
Braveheart: Specifically, when Wallace cuts the throat of the guy who killed his wife. Enforcing one of the ultimate T-Commandments ‘Thou shalt not fuck with those I love.’

Untouchables: Sean Connery’s death scene. One of the most intense, heart-wrenching scenes I can remember seeing. Yet even in death, Connery has balls.

Untouchables: “I said your friend died squealing like a stuck Irish pig.”

“Did he sound anything like that?”

“Where’s Nitti?”

“He’s in the car.”
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Yea, The Untouchables is a good one.

Connery: “What are you prepared to DO”?

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[quote]Damici wrote:
The scene in Blackhawk Down when the 2 Delta Force snipers, Gordon and Shughart, are asked 3 times whether they’re SURE they want to be inserted into that maelstrom in order to try to save the 2 downed chopper pilots, and then they lost their lives defending them until the last bullet ran out.[/quote]

The reason this scene kicks all the other’s asses, is that it is TRUE. Talk about a couple of real T-men.

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[quote]spartanpower wrote:
Just watched Snatch again this weekend. The scene where Bullet Tooth Tony is faced down by Sol, Vinny, and Tyrone in ski masks with their pistols pointing at his face.

"So, you are obviously the big dick and the men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls: there are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Now, dicks have drive, and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And, you thought you smelled some good ol’ pussy.

And, have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good ol’ time. But, you’ve got your parties muddled up. There’s no pussy here, just a dose that’ll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You’re shrinking . . . and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And, the fact that you’ve got “replica” written down the side of your guns.

And, the fact that I’ve got “Desert Eagle point 5-0” written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now . . . fuck off. sips beer
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Great scene. Totally great scene. The editing and camera work was awesome, how they focused in on “replica” and “Desert Eagle” respectively really sends the message home that Bullet-Tooth wasn’t a man to play around with.

The only way it would have been better is if they would have made the “balls and dick” real hard asses instead of the comic relief “keystone cops” goofballs that they were.

Fucking Madonna has ruined a great filmmaker, glad he at least got Lock-Stock and Snatch out beforehand.

I think 13th Warrior hasn’t been mentioned here yet. That movie has some great T-moments.

Little Brother: “I cannot lift this”
Herger: “Grow Stronger!”

Little Brother shows off his new sword.

Weath: “Give a sword to an Arab and he makes a knife, when you die can I give that to me daughter?”

Little Brother: What happened?
Herger: An engineering dispute.
Little Brother: You notice he’s bigger than you?
Herger: Yes.
Little Brother: And younger.
Herger: Yes.
[He bangs his shield and moves into the ring]
Herger: Bet on him, if you like.
Little Brother: I may!

Little Brother: You, you could have killed him at will.
Herger: Yes?
Little Brother: Well, why the deception?
Herger: Deception is the point! Any fool can calculate strength. That one has been doing it since we arrived. Now he has to calculate what he can’t see.
Little Brother: And fear… what he doesn’t know.

And my favorite quote from the movie is when Little brother, offended by the Warriors making fun of his horse and calling it a dog, takes it over a series of jumps before moving out with the rest of them.

Bullwyf then smiles and says: “The dog can jump…”

This is a good thread.

B.

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Some good scenes in The Punisher…

“It is not venegence, vengence is an emotional reaction. This is different, this is punishment.”

and,

“Frank Castle is dead, he died with his family. I am the Punisher.”

Good to see a comic book guy who actually wastes bad guys.

Oh and the original Batman (Michael Keaton) sucked but there was one good scene:

While holding the guy over the building top…

“I’m not gonna kill you, I want you to do me a favour, I want you to tell all your friends about me”

“Who are you”

“Im Batman!”

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“Say Hello to my little friend!”

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Born Losers:Tom laughlin shoots asshole right between eyes and his sunglasses split in the middle and fly apart. Braveheart:Uncle Argyle says to young Wallace. First learn how to use this,pokes him in forehead.Then how to use this,shows him a sword.

Unforegiven:When Clint rides out of town at end ,Bury my friend proper,dont hurt no whores and if anyone shoots i’ll kill all you sons of bitches and your families and burn down your houses.

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“…you had me at hello.”

Think about it, how many guys would walk into that room!

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13th Warrior was full of great ones, basically one huge T-Fest. The Norsmen or Vikings or Men from the North (whatever) were complete badasses, laughing and joking the whole time, even in 15 foot swells with rain beating the hell out of them. The best was the final fight where Bullwyf comes out to fight with his brethren despite being very near death, kills the leader of the bad guys, and takes a seat before he dies.

“'Lo, there do I see my father. 'Lo, there do I see my mother, and my sisters, and my brothers. 'Lo, there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning. 'Lo, they do call to me. They bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.”

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A Man Apart
When a dealer is talking about how he recently killed this cop’s “bitch wife” (which is Vin’s character’s wife) and he proceeds to beat him to death with his bare hands.

Braveheart
Any scene with the old man in braveheart. The one who gets his hand cut off. Shot with an arrow and hit with a spear and still kick ass!

13th Warrior
Bullwyf comes out to fight with his brethren despite being very near death, kills the leader of the bad guys, and takes a seat before he dies.

so many more…

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The scene in A History of Violence when Viggo Mortenson breaks bad on the two guys who show up late at his diner is one worth a mention. The movie has several other T-filled moments also.

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Don’t know if this was mentioned before because I didn’t want to read the whole thread…

But what about that bathroom scene in Full Metal Jacket?

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[quote]Alex Brown wrote:
Final Scenes of Scarface of course.

Most of Tombstone, especially the final scenes when they’re hunting down the cowboys.

Generally the entire Boondock Saints, especially the final scene in the courtroom.
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I was about to mention Boondock Saints as well…Personally I like one of the first scenes where the one saint is about to be executed at the hands of the Russian mob guys and his brother rips the toilet out that he is chained to, drops it on the russians and saves him.

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[quote]tblifter wrote:
Alex Brown wrote:
Final Scenes of Scarface of course.

Most of Tombstone, especially the final scenes when they’re hunting down the cowboys.

Generally the entire Boondock Saints, especially the final scene in the courtroom.

I was about to mention Boondock Saints as well…Personally I like one of the first scenes where the one saint is about to be executed at the hands of the Russian mob guys and his brother rips the toilet out that he is chained to, drops it on the russians and saves him.
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I second the coutroom scene…

“It is your corrupt we claim”.

Badfuckinass.

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Pretty much the entire first Godfather movie, especially the final scene where everyone gets killed and Michael takes over the family. The murder of the cop and the Turk is pretty kickass too!