The back seat of a 72’ Ford LTD.
Summer is right around the corner. Bikini’s, cold beer, flip-flops, tanned skin, & beautiful women.
I’m ready daddy! Oh…so, no disco ball?
…
So print, I met this chick the other day with this shirt on.
I got so choked up, that I stuttered like SuzyQ, turned tail and walked away.
But it got me wondering, what is the right response?
What would you do?
[quote]Edgy wrote:
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So print, I met this chick the other day with this shirt on.
I got so choked up, that I stuttered like SuzyQ, turned tail and walked away.
But it got me wondering, what is the right response?
What would you do?[/quote]
M-M-M My momma says YOU SUCK!
[quote]Edgy wrote:
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So print, I met this chick the other day with this shirt on.
I got so choked up, that I stuttered like SuzyQ, turned tail and walked away.
But it got me wondering, what is the right response?
What would you do?[/quote]
Well Edge, I’d probably take the rabbit from my back pocket, grab her hand, walk her to the bed of my truck, proceed to slip rabbit into hole #1 & myself into hole #2. Do exactly as the shirt asked. Than move on. BEEP BEEP.
Why makes things more complicated than they need be?
'coulda I suppose.
she did look willing.
I tried to get it going…
but
well…you know.
http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/e/2/e2ee7_ORIG-buyinprivat.jpg
She even brought the stuff.
and…well, I. Just, well.
just couldn’t see bumping balls with some dude, even with a kitty in the middle.
does that make me shallow?
so I wandered back home,
and
you know.
what would the most interesting man in the world have done?
^Son as long as it is hot, wet, juicy, dripping, swollen, & has a musky scent I’d be all up in it.
With great pleasure.
/lesson
I have come to taketh the soul of this canine.
ROCK!
You’re presence in this thread will put it in the “Epic” category!
Thank you, Evil One. You have completed the circle of life.
This tread can now die.
LET THIS THREAD LIVE!!!
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Hell yeahs! We’ll DirtFloorCracka this sumbitch.
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