[quote]Professor X wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Frequently accompanied by the “gunt”.
AKA “Front Butt”.
Yes, you are sexy too, Mrs. “I can fart from the front”.[/quote]
This is hilarious.
The fat chicks I know say that they got a lot of “stuff” that the boys need.
I like the midpoint between anorexic and obese. What’s it called again?
Oh yeah… perfect.
No. its called AVERAGE.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
I like the midpoint between anorexic and obese. What’s it called again?
Oh yeah… perfect.[/quote]
[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
No. its called AVERAGE.[/quote]
Bitch please. Rachel McLish and Jamie Eason are far from average.
the only thing worse than a chubby chaser is a bingo banger. 'com on people, sort it out.
[quote]wukey wrote:
the only thing worse than a chubby chaser is a bingo banger. 'com on people, sort it out.[/quote]
okay, I’m dense and not British. explain that one.
[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
wukey wrote:
the only thing worse than a chubby chaser is a bingo banger. 'com on people, sort it out.
okay, I’m dense and not British. explain that one.
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Bingo…usually played by people who need walkers and use FixOdent like some of use toothpaste.
I mean, sure, there may just be some 19 year old super model who just loooooves Bingo, but my guess is people in our generation and younger will be playing playstation or x-box before we waste too much time in a bingo hall.
I have also seen some relatively good looking older women lately. It must be something in the water.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
lawsonsamuels wrote:
wukey wrote:
the only thing worse than a chubby chaser is a bingo banger. 'com on people, sort it out.
okay, I’m dense and not British. explain that one.
Bingo…usually played by people who need walkers and use FixOdent like some of use toothpaste.
I mean, sure, there may just be some 19 year old super model who just loooooves Bingo, but my guess is people in our generation and younger will be playing playstation or x-box before we waste too much time in a bingo hall.
I have also seen some relatively good looking older women lately. It must be something in the water.[/quote]
I assumed by bingo he meant the national sport of the old and bluehaired, at least in the South. Just didn’t know if the term was the same in Britain.
Perhaps a granny grinder or nana nailer would be a clearer term. Or old fucker fucker for the ladies who like the Viagra enhanced crowd.
As for whats in your water, just blame Ike. All evils in southeast texas for the next year are Ikes fault.
thats awesome mate, i like them. and yes X, you got it spot on.
Thank god that the muffin-virus has not hit mainland Europe with full force.
I have been to Wales last summer, brrrr welsh girls are ugly and fat. I went to a pizzaplace with an all you can eat buffet.
There was one girl stacking up more pizza than I could ever eat, and I eat like a horse.
But that aside, I think because overweight is so common, there is no more shame for it.
I remember that my grandpa told me of “Fat Greta”, the only overweight woman in the city of Groningen Holland. He found that very strange because during the war, she only got fatter. After the war, they found out that she was a dirty collaborator, so they banned her from Groningen. While the people were eating nothing but beans and potatoes, she was dining with German officers.
Another story of my grandmother was that she never heard of somebody who was sick during the war.
She lived in Rotterdam so was hit harder by the foodscarcity. That combined with she having to work hard and long for some bread, apparently is a very good diseaserepellant.
Maybe the human body is designed to work hard without much food,… o wait, what was this thread about?
O yeah muffins.
I’m getting carried away here.
[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
Professor X wrote:
lawsonsamuels wrote:
wukey wrote:
As for whats in your water, just blame Ike. All evils in southeast texas for the next year are Ikes fault.
[/quote]
Truer words have never been spoken.
Its why I dropped and broke my favorite plate last night after dinner.
But muffin top isnt just about incorrect waist size in the pants.
I have been blessed with amazing love handles, even at my lowest weights…ugh, well anyway, putting size back on, some pants dont fit my ass and legs anymore, but the waist in the pants being a 33 fit ok. But, it squishes me smooth out of those pants…needless to say, I dont wear those anymore.
ugh
In highschool most of the girls look like guys unless they have a little bit of belly fat.
I’ll give a little bit of belly fat for better boobs…
most people are just huge compared to years ago. besides everyday life, i noticed the most when i was watching one the honeymooners marathons. jackie gleason played his weight as a part of his big uncontrollable personality but he was considered a big person compared to everyone else in his circle. the size and shape he sported is close to average for men and women now. and cities used to have thinner people back in the 80s. not so much difference now.