The Mighty Muffin

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Frequently accompanied by the “gunt”.[/quote]
…and gunt can manifest into Moose Knuckle (Cameltoes ugly sister).

I wish I didn’t find slightly overweight girls incredibly sexy.

[quote]Tumbles wrote:
I wish I didn’t find slightly overweight girls incredibly sexy.[/quote]

Post a pic of what you think slightly overweight is. I doubt it’s very different to what most guys find attractive.

[quote]Makavali wrote:
Tumbles wrote:
I wish I didn’t find slightly overweight girls incredibly sexy.

Post a pic of what you think slightly overweight is. I doubt it’s very different to what most guys find attractive.[/quote]

dizzle’s pic on the first page is really hot

i’m not after obese chicks by any means, but it really makes dating girls a bitch when the ones you find hot are almost always going to not understand the gym and dieting.

[quote]Tumbles wrote:
dizzle’s pic on the first page is really hot

i’m not after obese chicks by any means, but it really makes dating girls a bitch when the ones you find hot are almost always going to not understand the gym and dieting. [/quote]

Er… that muffin top pic?

Whatever floats yer boat I guess.

Personally, I’ve found the chicks I date know enough to not look stupid at the gym.

[quote]Tumbles wrote:

dizzle’s pic on the first page is really hot

i’m not after obese chicks by any means, but it really makes dating girls a bitch when the ones you find hot are almost always going to not understand the gym and dieting. [/quote]

I’m betting they’d understand if you showed them your before pics on your page. Most heavy girls don’t like skinny guys. Nice work, by the way. Huge improvement. :smiley:

I agree with the other posters though that dizzle’s muffin top pic is not at all hot. My belly looked like that when I was up in the mid-30’s % bodyfat. Gross.

[quote]Tumbles wrote:
I wish I didn’t find slightly overweight girls incredibly sexy.[/quote]

It’s sad…when I see a slightly chubby girl I say to myself “now she might be attainable and a decent girlfriend”. As opposed to a skinny 9 or 10, where I can pretty much guarantee she’s crazy, a bitch, and to date her i’d have to be on 100% of the time to stop her from leaving me for one of the million guys who hit on her all day long.

I think this is a symptom of how few 9s or 10s are left though, because of this weight crisis in america. The remaining 9s or 10s can afford to be crazy bitches since they’re such a hot commodity. Before when they were more common they had to be a little more down to earth because men knew they could go elsewhere. The 9s or 10s who ARE down to earth get married early since guys generally aren’t afraid to make commitments to them.

But i’d rather date a slightly chubby girl with a beautiful face than a skinny girl with a slightly ugly face. You can fix chubby :slight_smile:

[quote]Tumbles wrote:
I wish I didn’t find slightly overweight girls incredibly sexy.[/quote]

That’s actually a good thing. While everyone is chasing around all the hotties you’ve got all of these slightly overweight chicks all trying to get with you. It’s heaven!

If I could change my taste in women, I would force myself to like all of the ugliest fattest chicks there are. I’d never get turned down again! I’d be like Push, but with fat chicks! And I’d like it!

Sexy Can I!

[quote]nowakc wrote:
Tumbles wrote:
You can fix chubby :)[/quote]

I’ve gotten to the point where I hate hearing this. Apparently, most people can’t, and if they can then effing fix it already!

I had a job awhile back that required me to stand around in a ridiculous costume and smile at people. Those chubby girls would gather in their little packs a few feet away and just pick me apart. “Her teeth could be whiter.” “Her nose is too upturned, she looks like a pig.” “I bet that’s not her real hair color.”

Then one of them would comment on how they could be in shape if all they had to do was stand around and smile at people to earn a living. Then they’d laugh about how they’re all SOOO much prettier than me and they can always lose weight but I can’t fix my face.

Woman please. An ugly face can be fixed faster and easier than a fat out of shape body by simply finding a good surgeon. Besides, hot girls with ugly faces sure feel good in the dark while a fat girl with a cute face just feels like a fat girl.

[quote]MarvelGirl wrote:

Woman please. An ugly face can be fixed faster and easier than a fat out of shape body by simply finding a good surgeon. Besides, hot girls with ugly faces sure feel good in the dark while a fat girl with a cute face just feels like a fat girl.

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DAMN…that was harsh…but I liked it.

well played.

[quote]pushharder wrote:
Christine wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Christine wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Christine wrote:
It’s just so stupid! I know that my ass isn’t small, yet I buy size small panties.

There is an easy solution for this dilemma.

Yes, I know.

But I like to wear panties.

You should get some counseling.

Let me guess…

You’ll generously offer your services?

I’ll make you a special deal. I’ll humbly offer you my services at the going rate with only a 10% surcharge (rising fuel prices necessitate this along with the assumption that you will need more concentrated counseling than my average client).[/quote]

Thanks, but I think I’ll pass on the therapy.

A cute pair of panties makes me feel sexy and feminine. Just being naked dosn’t feel nearly as good.

[quote]Makavali wrote:
pushharder wrote:
That’s a problem many guys have; they fail to ponder the really important things in this life.

I ponder Christine’s ass all the time.[/quote]

We have something in common.

[quote]MarvelGirl wrote:
nowakc wrote:
Tumbles wrote:
You can fix chubby :slight_smile:

I’ve gotten to the point where I hate hearing this. Apparently, most people can’t, and if they can then effing fix it already!

I had a job awhile back that required me to stand around in a ridiculous costume and smile at people. Those chubby girls would gather in their little packs a few feet away and just pick me apart. “Her teeth could be whiter.” “Her nose is too upturned, she looks like a pig.” “I bet that’s not her real hair color.”

Then one of them would comment on how they could be in shape if all they had to do was stand around and smile at people to earn a living. Then they’d laugh about how they’re all SOOO much prettier than me and they can always lose weight but I can’t fix my face.

Woman please. An ugly face can be fixed faster and easier than a fat out of shape body by simply finding a good surgeon. Besides, hot girls with ugly faces sure feel good in the dark while a fat girl with a cute face just feels like a fat girl.

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Damn.

[quote]MarvelGirl wrote:
A whole lotta truth

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Well said, and I couldn’t help but laugh because it reminded me of two hippos at my gym talking smack about another female gym member who lifts pretty regularly and is a 9.5 on a bad day. In between gulps of frappocino they were ragging on her clothes, tattoos, and locations of said tattoos. I could only giggle and think of the horrorfest if those two tried sporting the same look in leiu of their baggy sweats and t-shirts.

[quote]MarvelGirl wrote:
nowakc wrote:
Tumbles wrote:
You can fix chubby :slight_smile:

I’ve gotten to the point where I hate hearing this. Apparently, most people can’t, and if they can then effing fix it already!

I had a job awhile back that required me to stand around in a ridiculous costume and smile at people. Those chubby girls would gather in their little packs a few feet away and just pick me apart. “Her teeth could be whiter.” “Her nose is too upturned, she looks like a pig.” “I bet that’s not her real hair color.”

Then one of them would comment on how they could be in shape if all they had to do was stand around and smile at people to earn a living. Then they’d laugh about how they’re all SOOO much prettier than me and they can always lose weight but I can’t fix my face.

Woman please. An ugly face can be fixed faster and easier than a fat out of shape body by simply finding a good surgeon. Besides, hot girls with ugly faces sure feel good in the dark while a fat girl with a cute face just feels like a fat girl.

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applause

[quote]MarvelGirl wrote:
I’ve gotten to the point where I hate hearing this. Apparently, most people can’t, and if they can then effing fix it already!

I had a job awhile back that required me to stand around in a ridiculous costume and smile at people. Those chubby girls would gather in their little packs a few feet away and just pick me apart. “Her teeth could be whiter.” “Her nose is too upturned, she looks like a pig.” “I bet that’s not her real hair color.”

Then one of them would comment on how they could be in shape if all they had to do was stand around and smile at people to earn a living. Then they’d laugh about how they’re all SOOO much prettier than me and they can always lose weight but I can’t fix my face.

Woman please. An ugly face can be fixed faster and easier than a fat out of shape body by simply finding a good surgeon. Besides, hot girls with ugly faces sure feel good in the dark while a fat girl with a cute face just feels like a fat girl.

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Girls are mean.

[quote]Nate Dogg wrote:

Girls are mean.

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If you think that’s harsh, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
Christine wrote:
What really pisses me off is shopping.

It’s easy to find clothes made for fatasses, but try finding items in smaller sizes.

No shit. I’m having to by X small or kids underwear. I don’t exactly have the smallest ass around. What do really small women do?[/quote]

I’d love to know where you are finding smaller sizes. I wear a 3 to 5 and have never went down in size as far a 0 or 1. I travel all over the country too.

What kind of clothing are you talking about. I buy mostly jeans and skirts and dresses. No slacks. My daughter and I have never been able to fit into anything smaller than that. Just curious?