^doesn’t realize i am too cool to read whole threads, or even the first 5 posts or so
^ Smells like a bag of unwashed dicks.
^had an ATM tell him to feed it a stray cat
^^uses a paper funnel to fill a crack whore’s pussy with spoiled 2% milk and inserts two straws so he and his left-handed, cross-eyed sister can suck it back out and drink it
^ mom is the crack whore.
^is the “sister”
^'s vag looks like a box full of cow tongues
^What’s wrong with a box full of cow tongues?
^uses the cow tongues to wipe his ass, he loves rim jobs
^Yea. So shut up.
^couldn’t come back with anything cleaver
^is going to get his ass kicked by FightinIrish26
^is going to get his ass kicked by FightinIrish26
^got his ass licked by fightinirish26
^ likes to bring up things he promised not to ever mention.
^wishes he was a part of Reservoir Dogs
^ Thinks his fuzzyapples taste sweet, but can’t find anyone to taste them.
^Tasted Fuzzyapple’s fuzzyapples.
^Joined T-Nation because he was rejected by Menshealth and The pink ladies forum
^ stares at his avatar for hours thinking “mmmm… you too…”