^ is bulking to Danny-Tannerhood.
< is ashamed to know who that is.
^ God strikes him with lightning (in the eyes apparently) for liking Hockey.
^^^ I’m way bigger then Bruce Lee. he just inspired me to get ripped long ago. Your just a gay ass avatar
^^ free stick taping with every gallon of gasoline.
^^ Thinks he’s bigger than Bruce Lee but at 152 pounds at 5’11", he’s really not.
^ at 3.5 inches, neither is he!
^^turn ons: Mary Kate and Ashley Olson circa 1992, pink feather boas, spiked 17 inch dildoes, Filipino cherry boys, cooled hot wax over leather, gimp masks, John Stamos’s hair, 17 year old Australian kids with unicycles and juggling abilities, six fingered men, Inigio Montoya, Bruce Lee, Duct tape, Super Troopers.
^ and ^^ have apparently been reading my diary…uh, I mean…journal, cause diaries are for homos. Creeps.
^ Bruce lee was on average 130-140 pounds, and liked staying real skinny lean ripped. I got 10 pounds more muscle on me them him and 4 inches taller and THATS! is A bigger amount lol . Now to diss you. You ^ can go suck on ^^ His eggroll
^ thinks Terrance and Philip are national role models.
^hasn’t had sex for so long his blue balls have spread to his entire body…
^^is obviously class of 09, Faceplam
^resorts to “obviously class of '09” is his fall back insult when he can’t come up with anything else … pretty much his take on “takes one to know one”
^ Knows how to spot the dicks on T-Nation, because he can “take” one.
^ just like you did choking on mine last night
^ likes men to “take” his dick. This could only mean he has caught the ghey.
^doesn’t know it’s only gay if you push back.
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^Gave ^^ the ghey with Michael Madsen and Duct-tape.
^Is jealous that he hasn’t caught the ghey yet