^wants ^^cock, because he has 2000 posts.
^Wants anyone’s cock. That’s how he rolls.
^Thinks too much about other guys wanting cock.
^Likes apes.
^ likes ape cock
^ sounds like he knows a lot about apes cock
^wrote his dissertation on ape cock
^wishes he could read and write, or make it out of first grade.
(removed)
^ Has a matthew mcconaughey poster in his bedroom
^Knows who Matthe Mcnaughtey is.
^only has 53 posts.
^Spends more time than < on the internet.
^fails to understand the awesomeness of internetz
^only thinks teh internetz is awesome b/c of pr0n
^ has discovered the true gift of the interwebz
^ thinks pr0n is something that can be found on the internet
(removed)
^ was thinking of a completely different source of (man) protein, but wanted to test the water to see what response he got
^ Drinks Ron Jeremy’s Old Fashioned Upstairs Cream