^wishes he could ride that unicycle
^^^ has a unicycle for a penis!
^Has an enlarged clitoris for a penis
^ jealous of the unicycle… and the penis
is jealous he cant have either up his butthole
^^really wants people to look at what he’s pointing at, but alas it’s been stolen. Drat.
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^cant wait to get back the dick/gay/butthole jokes
^ loves love dick in his butthole but claims hes not gay
^ sleeps with the lights on, because hes a bitch.
keeps the lights off so he doesnt have to look at himself, cuz he’S a FAILURE!
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^likes trannys
^ enjoys S&M with men dressed in leather vests and fedoras.
doesnt sleep with ^^^ girl cuz we stay up all night!
^masturbates to anatomical drawings
^masturbates to trannys and midgets who dress up like babies and fuck their babysitters. Also has a rust colored conversion van with no windows in the back and the phrase “Free Candy” painted on the sides. Also made up every dead baby joke based on his actual life experiences with dead babies. Also, lives in his mother’s basement and has an extensive collection of human hair wigs made from the scalps of the women he lures into his cold dark pit and dances above them to 80’s dance music while his toy poodle, Precious, yaps incessantly. He is a sick individual with a winning personality and that, friends, is a deadly combination.
^ doesn’t masterbate in fear he will go blind.
^ only started this thread as an excuse to increase his post count
^ Doesn’t masturbate because he has erectile dysfunction.