^was subsequently raped in the van while chasing free candy
^lives alone (look at the amount of mold in his shower … no way a woman would wash in that shit)
^didnt even want the candy but knew what he was getting into/onto
^he is one who raped him
^used to have jheri curls. nuff said
^ the cat is really his girlfriend, the girl is really his sister.
^is overly dedicated to keeping this thread alive.
^ is really this guy
^put his orgasm face as his avatar
^has never actually given a girl an orgasm
^ videotapes himself masturbating in the shower.
^ knows that 'cause he’s seen the video.
^ is the one selling the dvds at 19.99
^Bought one and jerked off to it.
Twice.
^while sitting alone crying and eating comfort food
^and thinking of your finger in his ass hole.
^ his username is actually a reference to his scrotum.
^Don’t have a scrotum
^ Knows this because he was the one to pull off the duct tape.
^ has an avatar of two guys caressing each other…