The Man Above Thread

^ was a dude when I lent it. 2003, good times! Skeyl7 only put on dresses for “pretend.”

^told “Him” he looked good in those dresses

^is jealous he’s not a real puss’.

^ got us both drunk and took “artistic” pictures. Wait! What? That didn’t happen?

You’re Mom has a penis!

^^ his mom does have a penis and that did happen

^Is just jealous cause we have profile pictures.

^didnt review his post

^ has built up anger becasue his mom wouldn’t let him use her penis

^ is using horse puss’ mom’s penis.

Is obsessed with female penises, or just penises in general.

^ has been slacking off for an hour. What’s so important you can’t talk about peginas?

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^Gillium-001"

^ unkind!

Not cool dude, not cool.

Soy!

And what the fuck is a Luna bar?

I now have a new thing to hate. Marketing and stupidity triumph again.

^had the idea “All this soy crap, if we just kept telling people it’s good for them, they’ll believe it!”

^referred to Gillium-001.

^^ invented the food pyramid.

^has filled his post quota for the year.Pace yourself, latspread.

^still isn’t writing his essay, and is now addicted to posting. Avatar in T minus 9…8…

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^Invented the lunk alarm after people wouldn’t listen when he told them deadlifts were dangerous.

^ is Australian.