The Man Above Thread 2.0

^puts the “wad” in waddle. Also puts his wad in ^^ mouth.

^cries at night because all his genetic potential dribbled down his daddies leg.

^ cries at night after he pulls out of his ‘pet’ sheep, and dribbles down its leg too.

^Is excited about homosexual activities.

^ does not have immense power of anything AND LICKS MENS’ BUMS HAHRAHHRAHRHAR

^Is disappointed by ^^'s performance but at least got his balls licked.

^ needs more incline work in his chest routine and is clearly arm dominant.

^^ Would do incline work if ^ would get the fuck off the bench and stop doing Dragon Flags in bicycle shorts.

^ wants ^^ to teach him how to do Dragon Flags in bicycle shorts

^ just wants a pair of bicycle shorts

^hangs around after Tour de France-races to do - YouTube to moist, ballsweat-marinated bicycleshortswearing frenchguys. Who are gay. And french. Not that there’s anything wrong with being french.

^ licked ^^ balls while ^^ licked ^^^ balls while ^^^ licked ^^^^ balls while ^^^^ fisted a french gay guy.

^Self indulged egomaniac who can’t bang the girl he’s about to kill without staring at his gunz. Also digs Phil Collins to the point of being obsessive, yet still choses to judge OTHER peoples sexual preference?

< calls shenanigans

^ I can see your avatar, and it sucks!

^ I like your avatar.

^ Thanks…ill take that as an offense lol

^wants to go skiing with ^^ & ^^^, if ya know what I mean

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^forgot this isn’t rate my physique

^^meant to be on bigguts.com, and ^wants to rate you a 10 because hes always wanted to bang a superhero