The Man Above Thread 2.0

^ is a spelling bee nerd with a speech impediment (think droopy dog) who is blown away by my avatar and wishes it was his and not the picture of his mother he is currently using!

^ Thinks the television show “The Amazing Race” is about white people.

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gets a woody watching Ruski getting it from behind since cold war over.

^ geez…talk about partial reps lol. And wtf’s a Bunt.

^ loves his partial willy

^ loves his partial willy

^Injects helium up his ass, because that’s the only way he can stay straight.

^ no matter what he injects up his ass, he can never stay straight.

^ has A.D.D but drives a Ford Focus.

^ Doesn’t have a car.

^sticks his dick in tail pipes… When they are hot still

^ Fights like William Shatner.

^ asked the lizard out on a date, bitch rejected him, so he masturbated with mayonnaise again

^ watches the Lifetime Movie Network.

^ watches me beat his pet lizard down…and he cries…blood.

^beats elusive’s pet lizard because he found me in bed with his mom

^beats gluts mom because… well just because he can really

^is waiting for ^^to put the peanut butter on ^^^'s balls so ^ can lick em…

^ has something for peanut butter balls, but generally can’t write a coherent insult.

^ puts the stank, in Hoobastank.