^ wishes he was a 126 lb desk jockey instead of a 98 lb cock jockey
^ wishes he was a 98lb cock jockey instead of a 86lb female she-man.
^ doesn’t eat wheaties for breakfast, no he eats the fresh steamers that his dog leaves for him at the foot of his bed because he’s an 98lb cock jockey and needs to bulk up.
^ offered eating dog shit to me because he added 45lbs of quality mass with the same exact protocol.
^ couldn’t understand why the new mass gainer tasted like shit until he read the label and saw that it was… dried processed shit.
^Tits or GTFO
<likes ^these tits.
^ loves tits cuz they remind him of sucking on his moms
^ wasn’t breast fed as a child and is clearly jealous.
^ still breast feeds his kids, znd the family dog
^ inhumane to animals
^ likes bunnies, especially the ones from the bunny ranch in nevada.
^ wears the spandex suit to show off his sweet cameltoe
^ lends Heracles his spandex suit.
^ is jealous because he doesn’t own a superman suit.
^ is depressed, as he has realized that Thor would beat Supermans ass.
^ wishes thor would beat on his ass
^likes to spank peoples asses on the street and then run away maniacally.
^ wears adult diapers
^ is glad that he wears adult diapers, because he gets a little too excited when he meets other men.