The Man Above Thread 2.0

^Jealous of that arrangement

^ is mean to me because he knows we’ll never work out. My tiny, tiny penis with his humongously huge floppy pussy wouldn’t work.

^Has a scary, nonChristian religion. Shouldn’t you be bowling or something?

^ should have an avatar of a horse shoe, but instead has a foot because hes stupid.

^ I’d make a joke about him, but I can’t catch him. He’s too… agile? No… What’s the word I’m looking for?..

^ can’t catch me, although he wants to because hes gay.

^Has an ear fetish.

^avatar doesen’t make sense

^ his anatomy doesn’t make sense… ya know, the whole floppy vagina thing.

will understand the floppiness of the vag when he sees my bigger floppier penis^

^ has a vagina that looks like a Chinese food box, full of cow tongues

^ has waaay too much info about ^^'s mangina.

^Cares way too much about mangina in general.

<Likes his avatar, and you guys can kiss his Mad Horse ass. On-on!

^ wishes he were a horse, to make up for his baby dick.

^Must be really impressive if 7 1/2 inches plus piercings is a baby dick. More likely just too used to fisting his own floppy, sloppy mangina.

^wishes he had a penis to measure, and then lie on the internet about the results like ^^

^has a guinee pig eating pooch

^eats poochs, stay away from my dog!!

^ thinks ^^ will eat his pooch (penis).

^ Still has the same avatar since this thread was created.