The Man Above Thread 2.0

^ probably doesn’t know what Conan story his avatar is from.

^ is right, I don’t know, I just thought it looked really fucking cool. ^ apparently reads Conan stories, which is respectable, but fuck ^ anyways.

Which Conan story does it come from?

^is fucking up the rotation…never heard of the puff n pass

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
^paid my girlfriend to fuck him in the ass with a cactus covered with fire ants[/quote]

^ watched the whole thing and masturbated.

[quote]madman27409 wrote:
Which Conan story does it come from?[/quote]

The Scarlet Citadel, The original stories are amazing look them up.

/jack

^ has been lurking for two years and THIS was the thread he chose to post in. Sad

Needs to pass the dutchie to the left hand side

^is a dirty hippie pothead

^is dirtier and smellier than your average hippie

^has only seen me after banging his mom and sister in a FMF, so yeah, ^ is right

^ banged cord13’s mother AND sister.

^complained there was too much lady and not enough man in the video

^ took care of the dad and brother

^Licks Ass Crack on Saturday afternoons in between gay porn fluffer sessions

^takes a laxative during sex and uses his diarrhea as lube

^taught ^^ the ropes, like how to avoid dingle berries.

^ mixes carbs and fats in the same meal!!

^ enjoys ^^'s beans n dingle berries.Makes for great sharts.

^speaks from vast experience in the feaces + masturbation department.

^has multiple personalities one pro life one pro choice…swallows as a comprimise.