The LBT Welcome Thread!

[quote]SickSex6 wrote:

Oh eah? Why would i like it? Tempt me.

And clearly DN travels with me…we are a package deal[/quote]

Hey, Rock, I think we should focus on Orion.

I don’t think Chushin will enjoy being dominated by two S&M addicts.

[quote]Chushin wrote:

And she’s never mentioned YOU when travel here has come up…[/quote]

Rock and I are thinking about starting a S&M business.

Orion will be our first victim.

[quote]Chushin wrote:

So… my tying skills aren’t needed? I’m out?

:frowning:
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Are you offering yourself as guinea pig?

[quote]Chushin wrote:

Whoa!

I was talking about a friendly sushi and sake weekend…

As you both know, I’m a clean-cut, boring, apple pie kind of guy! ;-)[/quote]

Apple pies, huh?

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
Ah, LBT,

you dont get us at all, dont you?

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Nope. He doesn’t. He quoted my comment but didn’t see the humor in it at all.

I’d give up on that whole quadrant of the blogosphere, O. It like going to a gay pride parade and trying to yell “Fag!” over the leather daddy marching band.
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they run around trying to find something to be butthurt about?

I dont get how you can live your life that way, how is that supposed to work?
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pot / kettle

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
Ah, LBT,

you dont get us at all, dont you?

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Nope. He doesn’t. He quoted my comment but didn’t see the humor in it at all.

I’d give up on that whole quadrant of the blogosphere, O. It like going to a gay pride parade and trying to yell “Fag!” over the leather daddy marching band.
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they run around trying to find something to be butthurt about?

I dont get how you can live your life that way, how is that supposed to work?
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pot / kettle
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ouch.
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I softened it as much as I could.

[quote]anonym wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
Alright, I have read that carefully and deliberately and you dont get me at all.

I wonder why someone like Csulli gets me in a way that he might as well post for me and you are going off on such a tangent…[/quote]

OK, then pray tell: what is there to “get”? That, once upon a time, you couldn’t get laid? That, way back when, you stumbled across some PUA material riddled with pop-psych soundbites about evolution? That, many moons ago, you started acting a certain way and, through trial and error, can now, so you say, get your dick wet on the semi-reg?

And you now feel that it is the job of every chick you come across to not only rationalize the behavior of OTHER women (complete strangers from an entirely different culture, in fact), but to also ADMIT to being (consciously or not) manipulative, opportunistic materialists hell-bent on banging their way up the socioeconomic ladder as many rungs as possible before they dry up into shriveled old hags?

“I am approaching 40. Now I get laid. I have asked that repeatedly, WHY OH FUCKING WHY?”

You tell us, orion. I mean, you already wrote that you, “…know what women react to.”

Which was, what, again? “me dick → get laid. me nice → get friendzoned”

And this makes you “despair”.

As insulting as that philosophy is to BOTH sexes, the only thing you should be “despairing” is that you have somehow managed cash in on your libido at the expense of your integrity. That, because you feel women are skanky losers and that the only way to access them sexually is through being a prick (a mindset which, surprise surprise, filters the dating pool extremely well FOR skanky losers), you are doomed to be forever alone, spinning the same old tired yarn on the interwebz about how all those millions of happily married couples who don’t holler an “Amen!” to what you’re preaching are living in the Matrix, while YOU, having taken the red pill offered by some awkward weirdo in a fuzzy hat and platform shoes, get to eat grey goop on a cruddy ship in the middle of the bumfuck Apocalypse surrounded by asshole octopus robots… rarely alone at night but invariably emotionally isolated, never truly happy but bitterly content in the certainty that YOUR reality is the Real one.

As for me… well, as someone in a relationship I’ll just say that even on the infinitesimally small off-chance that what you say is true, a socket in the brain stem is a small price to pay for what I’ve managed to snag (but don’t tell HER that – 'cause he who cares least wins and all that).[/quote]

BRAVO
I guess there are still a few real men in this place after all.

[quote]anonym wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:
all i have left is the Vag.[/quote]

Just remember: with great power comes great responsibility.

So, do your part and slut it up a bit (or a lot) to prevent the next generation of males from growing up sexually neglected and venting their misogyny-fueled mid-life crises online.
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lol

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

Whoa!

I was talking about a friendly sushi and sake weekend…

As you both know, I’m a clean-cut, boring, apple pie kind of guy! ;-)[/quote]

Apple pies, huh?[/quote]

Shsssssh!

I’m trying to come off as wholesome here!

(Do you have a movie reference for EVERYTHING?)[/quote]

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

vid clip

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Nice.

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Was rather proud of that one. Thank you for complementing it.

[quote]Chushin wrote:

Depends on who the “scientist” running the “experiment” is. :wink: I don’t know your partner as well as I do you.

But I was actually referring to my hojo-jutsu skills.

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I gathered that. But then someone needs to be the guinea pig.

I really don’t see myself agreeing to be tied up.

And by the way, when you see Rock, you’ll have a shock. He’s a fucking beast.
I’m afraid you might have to surrender and lie down. Okay, maybe after the fight… who knows? You’re a Martial Artist. He’s a wrestler…

Ehehehe.