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[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
Ah, LBT,

you dont get us at all, dont you?

[/quote]

Nope. He doesn’t. He quoted my comment but didn’t see the humor in it at all.

I’d give up on that whole quadrant of the blogosphere, O. It like going to a gay pride parade and trying to yell “Fag!” over the leather daddy marching band.
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But I dont get them either.

They are fascinating insofar as that they run around trying to find something to be butthurt about?

I dont get how you can live your life that way, how is that supposed to work?

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[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
Ah, LBT,

you dont get us at all, dont you?

[/quote]

Nope. He doesn’t. He quoted my comment but didn’t see the humor in it at all.

I’d give up on that whole quadrant of the blogosphere, O. It like going to a gay pride parade and trying to yell “Fag!” over the leather daddy marching band.
[/quote]

But I dont get them either.

They are fascinating insofar as that they run around trying to find something to be butthurt about?

I dont get how you can live your life that way, how is that supposed to work?
[/quote]

I think it’s a modern social affectation as a result of laziness. Life can be difficult and it’s not always easy to find happiness, but you can find a reason to gripe and feign self righteous indignation at almost every turn.

I don’t know how it’s supposed to work, but apparently it does. Like a turbo charges nitro-injected Rube Ginsberg device.

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[quote]orion wrote:

What makes me the perfect canditate for a dominatrix?
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The fact that you hate women. Domineering women.

Actually, all women.

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[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

My kind of class, but even I know that this is ridiculous. [/quote]

You should join us, Orion.

Actually what you need is a session with a dominatrix.

You’re the perfect candidate.

I’d definitely love to physically punish you. With extreme prejudice.

[/quote]
Oh I’ll do it if orion doesn’t want to! :slight_smile:

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[quote]csulli wrote:

Oh I’ll do it if orion doesn’t want to! :)[/quote]

I guess.

You can fight wild dogs. I’m sure you won’t mind extreme pain.

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[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

Oh I’ll do it if orion doesn’t want to! :)[/quote]

I guess.

You can fight wild dogs. I’m sure you won’t mind extreme pain.
[/quote]

Fighting wild dogs… while tied up…

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[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]SickSex6 wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]SickSex6 wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]SickSex6 wrote:

No. No parties but ive been to a few training courses in Japanese bondage…

[/quote]

Mmmm…

This is something I’ve always been tempted to take.

How did it go?
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I got a package of classes for my birthday so im only only class 3 coming up this friday. So far in the live demos the subs look “decorated” insread of being tied up with shit from a garage…regular bondage.

Its also not about sadism which is a nice change…im excited to continue[/quote]

I’ve seen some pictures of it. I loved the different styles of fusion. I need to find the time to have a go at it. This would be a cool opportunity to broaden my binding techniques.

How many classes have you got left? What techniques have you learnt so far?[/quote]

Havent learned anything so far. The first class was intro stuff and a demo. The last class was rope making from hemp.

I have 3 months of the class.

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If it ain’t legit hojo-jutsu, you’re just play’n.
[/quote]

Why dont you come show me whats up?

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[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

[quote]SickSex6 wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]SickSex6 wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]SickSex6 wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]SickSex6 wrote:

No. No parties but ive been to a few training courses in Japanese bondage…

[/quote]

Mmmm…

This is something I’ve always been tempted to take.

How did it go?
[/quote]

I got a package of classes for my birthday so im only only class 3 coming up this friday. So far in the live demos the subs look “decorated” insread of being tied up with shit from a garage…regular bondage.

Its also not about sadism which is a nice change…im excited to continue[/quote]

I’ve seen some pictures of it. I loved the different styles of fusion. I need to find the time to have a go at it. This would be a cool opportunity to broaden my binding techniques.

How many classes have you got left? What techniques have you learnt so far?[/quote]

Havent learned anything so far. The first class was intro stuff and a demo. The last class was rope making from hemp.

I have 3 months of the class.

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They start with a “how to make your own ropes”?

My kind of class, but even I know that this is ridiculous. [/quote]

I was there. I did it. It wasnt complicated.

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You can make some neat stuff with some basic braiding and knot skills. And some very cool stuff with slightly advanced skills. [/quote]

Sorry

Youre being ridiculous

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[quote]theBeth wrote:
all i have left is the Vag.[/quote]

Just remember: with great power comes great responsibility.

So, do your part and slut it up a bit (or a lot) to prevent the next generation of males from growing up sexually neglected and venting their misogyny-fueled mid-life crises online.

(oh, and my dreams are totally going to be haunted by “statuesque nipples”… so thanks a ton for the eerily catchy imagery)

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[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]SickSex6 wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]SickSex6 wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]SickSex6 wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]SickSex6 wrote:

No. No parties but ive been to a few training courses in Japanese bondage…

[/quote]

Mmmm…

This is something I’ve always been tempted to take.

How did it go?
[/quote]

I got a package of classes for my birthday so im only only class 3 coming up this friday. So far in the live demos the subs look “decorated” insread of being tied up with shit from a garage…regular bondage.

Its also not about sadism which is a nice change…im excited to continue[/quote]

I’ve seen some pictures of it. I loved the different styles of fusion. I need to find the time to have a go at it. This would be a cool opportunity to broaden my binding techniques.

How many classes have you got left? What techniques have you learnt so far?[/quote]

Havent learned anything so far. The first class was intro stuff and a demo. The last class was rope making from hemp.

I have 3 months of the class.

[/quote]

If it ain’t legit hojo-jutsu, you’re just play’n.
[/quote]

Why dont you come show me whats up?[/quote]

Um, duh, because I’m in Japan studying such things!

You coming here makes more sense, bro.[/quote]

I would love to come see Japan. The wrestling over there is insane.

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[quote]LoRez wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

Oh I’ll do it if orion doesn’t want to! :)[/quote]

I guess.

You can fight wild dogs. I’m sure you won’t mind extreme pain.
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Fighting wild dogs… while tied up… [/quote]

Don’t underestimate Csuli.

The guy has no fear. Look at the conviction on his face. And that biceps, capable of tearing through metallic binds.

To fight dogs. Wild dogs.

Wild dogs are simply that though. Dogs. Dogs that are wild.

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[quote]SickSex6 wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

You can make some neat stuff with some basic braiding and knot skills. And some very cool stuff with slightly advanced skills. [/quote]

Sorry

Youre being ridiculous[/quote]

No, really. I got some pretty good knot and binding skillz.

Heck, I even make loaves of braided bread like you see in moderately priced Italian chain restaurants.

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[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]SickSex6 wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]SickSex6 wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]SickSex6 wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]SickSex6 wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]SickSex6 wrote:

No. No parties but ive been to a few training courses in Japanese bondage…

[/quote]

Mmmm…

This is something I’ve always been tempted to take.

How did it go?
[/quote]

I got a package of classes for my birthday so im only only class 3 coming up this friday. So far in the live demos the subs look “decorated” insread of being tied up with shit from a garage…regular bondage.

Its also not about sadism which is a nice change…im excited to continue[/quote]

I’ve seen some pictures of it. I loved the different styles of fusion. I need to find the time to have a go at it. This would be a cool opportunity to broaden my binding techniques.

How many classes have you got left? What techniques have you learnt so far?[/quote]

Havent learned anything so far. The first class was intro stuff and a demo. The last class was rope making from hemp.

I have 3 months of the class.

[/quote]

If it ain’t legit hojo-jutsu, you’re just play’n.
[/quote]

Why dont you come show me whats up?[/quote]

Um, duh, because I’m in Japan studying such things!

You coming here makes more sense, bro.[/quote]

I would love to come see Japan. The wrestling over there is insane.

[/quote]

Not much of a fan, but that’s what I’ve heard.

Do it someday, and we can meet up.

Actually, I honestly think you’d find Japan to be your kind of place in many ways.

Just don’t come with DN.

Don’t think I could handle both of you at the same time. :-)[/quote]

Oh eah? Why would i like it? Tempt me.

And clearly DN travels with me…we are a package deal

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[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

[quote]SickSex6 wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

You can make some neat stuff with some basic braiding and knot skills. And some very cool stuff with slightly advanced skills. [/quote]

Sorry

Youre being ridiculous[/quote]

No, really. I got some pretty good knot and binding skillz.

Heck, I even make loaves of braided bread like you see in moderately priced Italian chain restaurants. [/quote]

When hunkies were still men!
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So you have seen a few of those, huh?

I’ve always wondered what kind of varnish they use to keep them shiny for so long.