The Inevitable MJ Joke Thread

Everyone who wants to cry, take it to the OTHER MJ thread.

For the rest of you, What do michael jackson and tuna fish have in common? They both cum in little cans.

How could you tell when Michael Jackson was having a kegger? By all the big wheels parked outside.

Michael Jacksons body will be donated to science, he will be placed on display in the childrens please touch museum in Philadelphia.

[quote]progwizard wrote:
Apparently the police say his death could be suspicious, they’re currently looking for a smooth criminal, he could be black or white but he’s definitely bad & dangerous. They got fingerprints off the wall & they say there was a man in the mirror, so he has to be there. They would like to talk to ben & billy jean but they don’t wanna be starting something, police say they don’t stop till they get enough as they found blood on the dance floor, its going to be a tough case but they will beat it. Police say its a real thriller.[/quote]

That was actually quite clever.

Funniest threat yet on T-Nation Thanks

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this thread is awesome…