The Inevitable MJ Joke Thread

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
Vegita wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
BCSteel wrote:
Not only do tens of thousands of people die every day but in fact we will all die some day. Does this mean that all jokes about death should be off limits?

At least the jokes are funny on this thread because some peoples righteous moral high ground sure isnt.

If people were making jokes about Farrah Fawcett’s death…would you be cool with that as well?

I’m sure people could come up with anal cancer jokes.

I hope people make jokes about my death. If I do it right, I’ll be naked, drunk and dong something cool. If you can’t make people laugh in life, at least you can make them laugh in death right?

V

If that is the case…I agree. But at the expense of my life?..and to tarnish it?..I would say no. [/quote]

A joke about pedophilia is not going to tarnish your life unless you were accused of it and like went to trial for it or something and then paid out a lot of money to make people go away. If people made jokes about me like that they wouldn’t be really that funny cause I was never accused of touching little boys.

It’s like this, my one buddy growing up was accused by two people of fingering a cat. Supposedly they saw it but he denies it every time. Well no matter We still make meow sounds to screw with him and he still gets pissed at us every time. But whatever, it’s all still funny to us even if you believe he did it or not. There has to be some correlation if the dude didn’t make a fucking kiddie land or whatever and have sleepovers, he probably would have only been called skeletor or something when he died. He chose his own path, and weather he is innocent or guilty, or whatever, I don’t really care. I’ll make fun of OJ whenever I feel like it, everyone already does. If the glove doesn’t fit, bla bla bla, and I like sports WAY more than I like Music.

So it’s not like these jokes are out there to cut down MJ and ruin his image or something, the news reports did that way back when. Were just having some fun now. I’m sure MJ would be happier if I was 9 instead of 29, but hey i’m 12 at heart so my laughter should please him a little.

V

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
BCSteel wrote:
Not only do tens of thousands of people die every day but in fact we will all die some day. Does this mean that all jokes about death should be off limits?

At least the jokes are funny on this thread because some peoples righteous moral high ground sure isnt.

If people were making jokes about Farrah Fawcett’s death…would you be cool with that as well?

I’m sure people could come up with anal cancer jokes. [/quote]

Sure, why wouldn’t I be OK with that? Lets hear some of these anal cancer jokes.

As the famous quote goes that suits this thread perfectly

"Don’t argue with idiots. They’ll drag you down to their level and beat you… "

According to all above no-one should be offended as i don’t know them…

[quote]Vegita wrote:
I like sports WAY more than I like Music.

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Except soccer right? Right ?? RIGHT !?!?

Yeah…I thought I was right.

[quote]SmallToBig wrote:
As the famous quote goes that suits this thread perfectly

"Don’t argue with idiots. They’ll drag you down to their level and beat you… "

According to all above no-one should be offended as i don’t know them…
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Screw you dude, you just went WAY too personal. Vegita hates you so much he now has to talk to you in third person like neelydan does.

V


My little sister just sent this to me. We must all be assholes. LOL

[quote]Vegita wrote:
My little sister just sent this to me. We must all be assholes. LOL[/quote]

LMAO — that picture is hilarious.

I remember someone saying something about saying shit anonymously on the internet. Fuck that, I’ve been posting these jokes all over facebook today.

I think I should visit 4chan, they probably have way better stuff going on than this.

I’ve always thought of “too soon” as before his loved ones are over it (assuming they WILL get over it, in which case before they have healthy time to get over it), myself. I mean, if you’re gonna make jokes, make jokes.

But I know if he was my brother or cousin or something, I’d be hurt that people were making fun of my family who just died and we haven’t even had the funeral yet. You might not be, but a lot of people are in mourning right now about it. I’m not in mourning, but at least I have respect for those who do and don’t wish to make their time of emotional pain worse.

I feel like that shows a lack of common decency, really, but hey it’s the internet so that’s an excuse to humiliate and insult everybody as much as you want (or selfishly get a cheap laugh at someone else’s tragedy), I guess.

[quote]SmallToBig wrote:
Carpe thats just wrong ffs the poor guy just died and already with the mocking.

Nice sense of human decency you have, and just because Twitter does it you have to ?

I’ll post a video of someone jumping off a cliff, you follow that too ?[/quote]

No but bungee jumping off a bridge is cool…I missed the point didn’t I??

Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin spent the night.

This thread has caused a lot of lol’ing

Srsly.

MJ joke my buddy told me:

Walmart’s sales will now boom, their only competitor that always had children’s pants half off is now out of business.

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What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Neil Armstrong was the 1st man to walk on the moon - Michael Jackson just fucks little kids.

LMAO!

Common decency, right. Tell that to the kids he’s scarred.

Thanks for this thread, sifting through the other thread for jokes was becoming a hassle.

[quote]BCSteel wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
BCSteel wrote:
Not only do tens of thousands of people die every day but in fact we will all die some day. Does this mean that all jokes about death should be off limits?

At least the jokes are funny on this thread because some peoples righteous moral high ground sure isnt.

If people were making jokes about Farrah Fawcett’s death…would you be cool with that as well?

I’m sure people could come up with anal cancer jokes.

Sure, why wouldn’t I be OK with that? Lets hear some of these anal cancer jokes.

[/quote]

Rect’um?
Fuckin’ killed her.

Hold on…I’m thinking.

I just couldn’t resist…