I once put the toaster on…with out putting the bread in…it caught fire
Yes I already know, I am an idiot!
[quote]aidyquinn wrote:
I once put the toaster on…with out putting the bread in…it caught fire
Yes I already know, I am an idiot![/quote]
thats not supposed to happen…
You think bread would keep it from catching fire? Do fire fighters wear bread suits?
LOL, awesome point MegaNewb. It’d be pretty kickass if they did though. It would smell like someone was making stuffing on Thanksgiving, hahaha.
I tried to peel a carrot with a fork.
I tried to peel a carrot with a fork.
I was at the mall and I had bad gas (you know the evil room clearing protein farts). I gazed around to see if anybody’s around. Coast clear. I let the diabolic gas chamber of death fart off.
Low and behold a small child (about waist height) was right behind me to the side. I saw him just look at me in disgust covering his mouth as he ran to his mothers side. Pointing at me. I think I saw his eyes start watering at one point.
I double posted in a thread about the stupid stuff we do.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
I tried to peel a carrot with a fork.[/quote]
Nice?
[quote]Makavali wrote:
I tried to peel a carrot with a fork.[/quote]
Nice?
[quote]Makavali wrote:
I double posted in a thread about the stupid stuff we do.[/quote]
My I’m an idiot moment was when a girl was hitting on me, and asked me for my number. I was sidetracked and totally blew her off. Needless to say she hasn’t hit on me again since then. And shes hot.
I look back at that moment and say, wow. Im a fucking idiot.
I have two from recent.
First I was talking to my friend Bill on my cell phone and then proceeded to go back to my car to look for my cell phone. My dumbass did not realize the cell was in my hand because I was on it.
Second this weekend I was over my friend Sam’s house. Got really drunk and high halloween night and came home about two o’clock in the morning. Proceeded to oprn the trunk of my car to put some leftover beers into but the keys didnt work.
Somehoe I took her keys home and was trying to open up my car with them, and I also had no idea how I ended up with them…What an idiot.
This evening I hung a bag on the back of a chair, went to sit in it, and hit the floor as it fell over backwards.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
This evening I hung a bag on the back of a chair, went to sit in it, and hit the floor as it fell over backwards.[/quote]
What?
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
This evening I hung a bag on the back of a chair, went to sit in it, and hit the floor as it fell over backwards.[/quote]
Why would you sit in a bag?
[quote]RebornTN wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
This evening I hung a bag on the back of a chair, went to sit in it, and hit the floor as it fell over backwards.
What?
[/quote]
Um…the bag…it made the chair fall over…and I tried to sit in a falling-over chair…and ended up on the floor instead…
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
This evening I hung a bag on the back of a chair, went to sit in it, and hit the floor as it fell over backwards.
Why would you sit in a bag?[/quote]
Bite me, crayon-boy.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
RebornTN wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
This evening I hung a bag on the back of a chair, went to sit in it, and hit the floor as it fell over backwards.
What?
Um…the bag…it made the chair fall over…and I tried to sit in a falling-over chair…and ended up on the floor instead…[/quote]
Got it.
Smooth.
i scratched up one of my 19’s on my brand new car, in a carpart 2 days ago. bloody narrow ramps dont have enough room for large cars.
and people were watching as i clumsily reversed and tried a second time.
IDIOT.
[quote]RebornTN wrote:
Makavali wrote:
I double posted in a thread about the stupid stuff we do.
My I’m an idiot moment was when a girl was hitting on me, and asked me for my number. I was sidetracked and totally blew her off. Needless to say she hasn’t hit on me again since then. And shes hot.
I look back at that moment and say, wow. Im a fucking idiot.[/quote]
These are the absolute worst - when you look back at a moment and realize how close you were to getting laid or getting a phone number but just didn’t realize it at the time. I tend to be a fucking moron that needs to get hit over the head with signals before I get them so this unfortunately applies to me quite a bit.