The Human Ken Doll

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
I feel like I would probably have sex with her 1 time. Just to say I did it.

She probably just lays there like a toy Barbie tho.[/quote]

Do you already have experience with a Barbie Doll?

I think everyone here would have sex with her if she showed up at their house ready to do it.
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She’s like the ultimate Real Doll man!!

All I’m saying is she’s got an insane hip:waist with some solid knockers to boot. Close the eyes (gently, like with gloves) or flip her over (make sure to bring a brush for her hair) and you are good to go!

Guy looks like he sucks dick and takes it up the arse

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
I feel like I would probably have sex with her 1 time. Just to say I did it.

She probably just lays there like a toy Barbie tho.[/quote]

Do you already have experience with a Barbie Doll?

I think everyone here would have sex with her if she showed up at their house ready to do it.
[/quote]

She’s like the ultimate Real Doll man!!

All I’m saying is she’s got an insane hip:waist with some solid knockers to boot. Close the eyes (gently, like with gloves) or flip her over (make sure to bring a brush for her hair) and you are good to go![/quote]

I don’t understand why you have to be so gentle. She’s made of plastic, just wash her off and she’ll be fine.

[quote]LoRez wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
I feel like I would probably have sex with her 1 time. Just to say I did it.

She probably just lays there like a toy Barbie tho.[/quote]

Do you already have experience with a Barbie Doll?

I think everyone here would have sex with her if she showed up at their house ready to do it.
[/quote]

She’s like the ultimate Real Doll man!!

All I’m saying is she’s got an insane hip:waist with some solid knockers to boot. Close the eyes (gently, like with gloves) or flip her over (make sure to bring a brush for her hair) and you are good to go![/quote]

I don’t understand why you have to be so gentle. She’s made of plastic, just wash her off and she’ll be fine.[/quote]

NO WAY MAN!!! You can’t put water on her. Don’t you remember the movie ‘Signs’?

haha

[quote]mbdix wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
I feel like I would probably have sex with her 1 time. Just to say I did it.

She probably just lays there like a toy Barbie tho.[/quote]

Do you already have experience with a Barbie Doll?

I think everyone here would have sex with her if she showed up at their house ready to do it.
[/quote]

She’s like the ultimate Real Doll man!!

All I’m saying is she’s got an insane hip:waist with some solid knockers to boot. Close the eyes (gently, like with gloves) or flip her over (make sure to bring a brush for her hair) and you are good to go![/quote]

I don’t understand why you have to be so gentle. She’s made of plastic, just wash her off and she’ll be fine.[/quote]

NO WAY MAN!!! You can’t put water on her. Don’t you remember the movie ‘Signs’?[/quote]

I was thinking Gremlins.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
I feel like I would probably have sex with her 1 time. Just to say I did it.

She probably just lays there like a toy Barbie tho.[/quote]

Do you already have experience with a Barbie Doll?

I think everyone here would have sex with her if she showed up at their house ready to do it.[/quote]

What if she isn’t anatomically correct? I mean, Barbie ain’t got no vag.[/quote]

Barbie also does not talk…

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
I feel like I would probably have sex with her 1 time. Just to say I did it.

She probably just lays there like a toy Barbie tho.[/quote]

Do you already have experience with a Barbie Doll?

I think everyone here would have sex with her if she showed up at their house ready to do it.[/quote]

What if she isn’t anatomically correct? I mean, Barbie ain’t got no vag.[/quote]

Barbie also does not talk…
[/quote]

Lies.

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]mbdix wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
I feel like I would probably have sex with her 1 time. Just to say I did it.

She probably just lays there like a toy Barbie tho.[/quote]

Do you already have experience with a Barbie Doll?

I think everyone here would have sex with her if she showed up at their house ready to do it.
[/quote]

She’s like the ultimate Real Doll man!!

All I’m saying is she’s got an insane hip:waist with some solid knockers to boot. Close the eyes (gently, like with gloves) or flip her over (make sure to bring a brush for her hair) and you are good to go![/quote]

I don’t understand why you have to be so gentle. She’s made of plastic, just wash her off and she’ll be fine.[/quote]

NO WAY MAN!!! You can’t put water on her. Don’t you remember the movie ‘Signs’?[/quote]

I was thinking Gremlins.
[/quote]

Haha, yeah I wouldn’t recommend feeding her after midnight either. Now that you mentioned Gremlins

[quote]The_Jed wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:
With the barbie chick, I cannot believe her eyes. How does she do that? She actually looks inanimate with her soulless, dead eyes. Like a doll’s eyes…[/quote]

“…She doesn’t seem to be livin’ 'till she bites ya, and those eyes roll over white…”[/quote]

“Here lies the fire Mary Lee died at the age of a hundred and three, for fifteen years she kept her virginity. Not a bad record for this vicinity.” Sorry back to your reg programming

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
I feel like I would probably have sex with her 1 time. Just to say I did it.

She probably just lays there like a toy Barbie tho.[/quote]

Do you already have experience with a Barbie Doll?

I think everyone here would have sex with her if she showed up at their house ready to do it.[/quote]

What if she isn’t anatomically correct? I mean, Barbie ain’t got no vag.[/quote]

Barbie also does not talk…
[/quote]

Well, that’s two orifices down…

I’m glad people got the Jaws reference :slight_smile:


wow.

[quote]theBeth wrote:
wow.[/quote]

Barbie is not Mary…

Thats nothing.

I can understand that guy. My hairline is receeding fast and it hurts my eyes and most importantly the eyes of everyone else. As soon as I get out of school I am paying someone to put some hair on my head. It’s a gift from me to you.

[quote]jasmincar wrote:
I can understand that guy. My hairline is receeding fast and it hurts my eyes and most importantly the eyes of everyone else. As soon as I get out of school I am paying someone to put some hair on my head. It’s a gift from me to you.[/quote]
Papa John’s?

[quote]jasmincar wrote:
I can understand that guy. My hairline is receeding fast and it hurts my eyes and most importantly the eyes of everyone else. As soon as I get out of school I am paying someone to put some hair on my head. It’s a gift from me to you.[/quote]

Speaking for all of us; thank you.

[quote]jasmincar wrote:
I can understand that guy. My hairline is receeding fast and it hurts my eyes[/quote]

Stop looking up at it?

[quote]Hell-Billy wrote:

Thats nothing.[/quote]

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.