[quote]florelius wrote:
That girl doesnt look like Barbie, she looks more like a anime/hentai girl.
I guess she is real popular among the nerdie guys. [/quote]
No.
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]florelius wrote:
That girl doesnt look like Barbie, she looks more like a anime/hentai girl.
I guess she is real popular among the nerdie guys. [/quote]
No.[/quote]
Okay I rephrase: I guess she is real popular among the nerdie guys( not counting spar4tee )
[quote]florelius wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]florelius wrote:
That girl doesnt look like Barbie, she looks more like a anime/hentai girl.
I guess she is real popular among the nerdie guys. [/quote]
No.[/quote]
Okay I rephrase: I guess she is real popular among the nerdie guys( not counting spar4tee )
:)[/quote]
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
No.[/quote]
OMG, this entire thread freaks me out and now I’m going to have nightmares. “Rock hard muscles,” they said of him? WHA?? Ugh, that video was the most disturbing thing I saw all day, and I work where disturbing is the norm.
However, coming home to “Barbie” was even worse. I feel like I could beat Ken up if I needed to protect myself. Barbie terrifies me. 
[quote]StevenF wrote:
Ken dolls don’t have a penis. I wonder how committed he truly is… [/quote]
Today’s winner.
All jokes aside, he’s had his face removed then drawn back on. He looks like a 60 year-old surgery addict trying to look like a 30 year old surgery addict. If it’s any consolation, he probably won’t look any worse when he reaches sixty.
[quote]roybot wrote:
All jokes aside, he’s had his face removed then drawn back on. He looks like a 60 year-old surgery addict trying to look like a 30 year old surgery addict. If it’s any consolation, he probably won’t look any worse when he reaches sixty.[/quote]
He’ll look like his doctor - hot.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I would stare…no doubt.
PLus this has been found…
Fuck…they got us.[/quote]
Well at least this explains her left hand. haha
I feel like I would probably have sex with her 1 time. Just to say I did it.
She probably just lays there like a toy Barbie tho.
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
I feel like I would probably have sex with her 1 time. Just to say I did it.
She probably just lays there like a toy Barbie tho.[/quote]
You really think she would let you mess up her hair, nails, lips, skin, nose, eyes, toenails, contacts, and Barbie super-ho outft?
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
I feel like I would probably have sex with her 1 time. Just to say I did it.
She probably just lays there like a toy Barbie tho.[/quote]
You really think she would let you mess up her hair, nails, lips, skin, nose, eyes, toenails, contacts, and Barbie super-ho outft?[/quote]
I’m a very gentle person
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
I feel like I would probably have sex with her 1 time. Just to say I did it.
She probably just lays there like a toy Barbie tho.[/quote]
You really think she would let you mess up her hair, nails, lips, skin, nose, eyes, toenails, contacts, and Barbie super-ho outft?[/quote]
I’m a very gentle person[/quote]
What type of sex messes up toenails? I must be doing it wrong.
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
I feel like I would probably have sex with her 1 time. Just to say I did it.
She probably just lays there like a toy Barbie tho.[/quote]
You really think she would let you mess up her hair, nails, lips, skin, nose, eyes, toenails, contacts, and Barbie super-ho outft?[/quote]
I’m a very gentle person[/quote]
You better be surgical level skill with your penis…you know, the way she likes.
That means no breathing on her, no actual skin to skin contact, and a $1,000 deposit to fix anything you might literally “fuck up”.
[quote]Diddy Ryder wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
I feel like I would probably have sex with her 1 time. Just to say I did it.
She probably just lays there like a toy Barbie tho.[/quote]
You really think she would let you mess up her hair, nails, lips, skin, nose, eyes, toenails, contacts, and Barbie super-ho outft?[/quote]
I’m a very gentle person[/quote]
What type of sex messes up toenails? I must be doing it wrong.
[/quote]
Are your own pasted on with crazy glue?
If not, no worries…
With the barbie chick, I cannot believe her eyes. How does she do that? She actually looks inanimate with her soulless, dead eyes. Like a doll’s eyes…
[quote]florelius wrote:
That girl doesnt look like Barbie, she looks more like a anime/hentai girl.
I guess she is real popular among the nerdie guys. [/quote]
I feel like most of us nerds have never heard of this bitch.
However we do love Jessica Nigri.
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
I feel like I would probably have sex with her 1 time. Just to say I did it.
She probably just lays there like a toy Barbie tho.[/quote]
Do you already have experience with a Barbie Doll?
I think everyone here would have sex with her if she showed up at their house ready to do it.
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
I feel like I would probably have sex with her 1 time. Just to say I did it.
She probably just lays there like a toy Barbie tho.[/quote]
Do you already have experience with a Barbie Doll?
I think everyone here would have sex with her if she showed up at their house ready to do it.[/quote]
What if she isn’t anatomically correct? I mean, Barbie ain’t got no vag.
She’s not nearly as horrendous looking (although still strange) when she doesn’t have those fake contact things in her eyes and the doll makeup on.
[quote]csulli wrote:
With the barbie chick, I cannot believe her eyes. How does she do that? She actually looks inanimate with her soulless, dead eyes. Like a doll’s eyes…[/quote]
“…She doesn’t seem to be livin’ 'till she bites ya, and those eyes roll over white…”