[quote]theBeth:
Women give reach-arounds too…you mean you’ve never gotten one in the shower? That’s a damn shame.[/quote]
I do so love shower sex.
Beth, you are becoming more appealing all the time.
Not to mention that there’s just something about a woman in a helmet…
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]pat wrote:
My wife accuses me of being gay because of my careful attention to skin care and the removal of unsightly body hair, so there is that. I guess I am well within my right to whine, I just don’t take one up the shoot, but my doctor likes to go there, but he’s a dick. I had a colonoscopy and he didn’t even leave a rose on my pillow. It’s the least he could do I figured.[/quote]
Didn’t have the god damned common courtesy to give you a reach-around, huh?[/quote]
You gay bro? You sure do know a lot about it. What is a reach-around? :)[/quote]
Women give reach-arounds too…you mean you’ve never gotten one in the shower? That’s a damn shame.[/quote]
ummmmm. My wife does not wear a strap-on and give me a reach around. Am I missing something here?
[/quote]
I am not sure if you are serious or not d but you do know that a reach around is essentially just a handie with the giver being behind the receiver. Perfectly doable female to male thing without any extra implements. Common early morning “wife feeling frisky” wake up technique around my house.
[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]pat wrote:
My wife accuses me of being gay because of my careful attention to skin care and the removal of unsightly body hair, so there is that. I guess I am well within my right to whine, I just don’t take one up the shoot, but my doctor likes to go there, but he’s a dick. I had a colonoscopy and he didn’t even leave a rose on my pillow. It’s the least he could do I figured.[/quote]
Didn’t have the god damned common courtesy to give you a reach-around, huh?[/quote]
You gay bro? You sure do know a lot about it. What is a reach-around? :)[/quote]
Women give reach-arounds too…you mean you’ve never gotten one in the shower? That’s a damn shame.[/quote]
ummmmm. My wife does not wear a strap-on and give me a reach around. Am I missing something here?
[/quote]
I am not sure if you are serious or not d but you do know that a reach around is essentially just a handie with the giver being behind the receiver. Perfectly doable female to male thing without any extra implements. Common early morning “wife feeling frisky” wake up technique around my house.[/quote]
I was being serious, but you guys and Beth have filled me in on the situation. I like shower sex with my wife, but we do a lot more than that. Might have to try that reach around with my wife then. Thanks for the SAMA input. Learn something new every day.
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]pat wrote:
My wife accuses me of being gay because of my careful attention to skin care and the removal of unsightly body hair, so there is that. I guess I am well within my right to whine, I just don’t take one up the shoot, but my doctor likes to go there, but he’s a dick. I had a colonoscopy and he didn’t even leave a rose on my pillow. It’s the least he could do I figured.[/quote]
Didn’t have the god damned common courtesy to give you a reach-around, huh?[/quote]
You gay bro? You sure do know a lot about it. What is a reach-around? :)[/quote]
Women give reach-arounds too…you mean you’ve never gotten one in the shower? That’s a damn shame.[/quote]
ummmmm. My wife does not wear a strap-on and give me a reach around. Am I missing something here?
[/quote]
I am not sure if you are serious or not d but you do know that a reach around is essentially just a handie with the giver being behind the receiver. Perfectly doable female to male thing without any extra implements. Common early morning “wife feeling frisky” wake up technique around my house.[/quote]
I was being serious, but you guys and Beth have filled me in on the situation. I like shower sex with my wife, but we do a lot more than that. Might have to try that reach around with my wife then. Thanks for the SAMA input. Learn something new every day.
[/quote]
If you try the strap on with it I’m interested to hear how it goes. I could never get the rhythm right doing both at once.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]pat wrote:
My wife accuses me of being gay because of my careful attention to skin care and the removal of unsightly body hair, so there is that. I guess I am well within my right to whine, I just don’t take one up the shoot, but my doctor likes to go there, but he’s a dick. I had a colonoscopy and he didn’t even leave a rose on my pillow. It’s the least he could do I figured.[/quote]
Didn’t have the god damned common courtesy to give you a reach-around, huh?[/quote]
You gay bro? You sure do know a lot about it. What is a reach-around? :)[/quote]
Women give reach-arounds too…you mean you’ve never gotten one in the shower? That’s a damn shame.[/quote]
ummmmm. My wife does not wear a strap-on and give me a reach around. Am I missing something here?
[/quote]
I am not sure if you are serious or not d but you do know that a reach around is essentially just a handie with the giver being behind the receiver. Perfectly doable female to male thing without any extra implements. Common early morning “wife feeling frisky” wake up technique around my house.[/quote]
I was being serious, but you guys and Beth have filled me in on the situation. I like shower sex with my wife, but we do a lot more than that. Might have to try that reach around with my wife then. Thanks for the SAMA input. Learn something new every day.
[/quote]
If you try the strap on with it I’m interested to hear how it goes. I could never get the rhythm right doing both at once. [/quote]
Now y’all are just yanking my chain…
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]theBeth:
Women give reach-arounds too…you mean you’ve never gotten one in the shower? That’s a damn shame.[/quote]
I do so love shower sex.
Beth, you are becoming more appealing all the time.
Not to mention that there’s just something about a woman in a helmet…[/quote]
That is swell. Do you like boots as well?
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]pat wrote:
My wife accuses me of being gay because of my careful attention to skin care and the removal of unsightly body hair, so there is that. I guess I am well within my right to whine, I just don’t take one up the shoot, but my doctor likes to go there, but he’s a dick. I had a colonoscopy and he didn’t even leave a rose on my pillow. It’s the least he could do I figured.[/quote]
Didn’t have the god damned common courtesy to give you a reach-around, huh?[/quote]
You gay bro? You sure do know a lot about it. What is a reach-around? :)[/quote]
Women give reach-arounds too…you mean you’ve never gotten one in the shower? That’s a damn shame.[/quote]
ummmmm. My wife does not wear a strap-on and give me a reach around. Am I missing something here?
[/quote]
I am not sure if you are serious or not d but you do know that a reach around is essentially just a handie with the giver being behind the receiver. Perfectly doable female to male thing without any extra implements. Common early morning “wife feeling frisky” wake up technique around my house.[/quote]
I was being serious, but you guys and Beth have filled me in on the situation. I like shower sex with my wife, but we do a lot more than that. Might have to try that reach around with my wife then. Thanks for the SAMA input. Learn something new every day.
[/quote]
If you try the strap on with it I’m interested to hear how it goes. I could never get the rhythm right doing both at once. [/quote]
Now y’all are just yanking my chain…
[/quote]
Actually…I’m kinda serious…
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]pat wrote:
My wife accuses me of being gay because of my careful attention to skin care and the removal of unsightly body hair, so there is that. I guess I am well within my right to whine, I just don’t take one up the shoot, but my doctor likes to go there, but he’s a dick. I had a colonoscopy and he didn’t even leave a rose on my pillow. It’s the least he could do I figured.[/quote]
Didn’t have the god damned common courtesy to give you a reach-around, huh?[/quote]
You gay bro? You sure do know a lot about it. What is a reach-around? :)[/quote]
Women give reach-arounds too…you mean you’ve never gotten one in the shower? That’s a damn shame.[/quote]
ummmmm. My wife does not wear a strap-on and give me a reach around. Am I missing something here?
[/quote]
I am not sure if you are serious or not d but you do know that a reach around is essentially just a handie with the giver being behind the receiver. Perfectly doable female to male thing without any extra implements. Common early morning “wife feeling frisky” wake up technique around my house.[/quote]
I was being serious, but you guys and Beth have filled me in on the situation. I like shower sex with my wife, but we do a lot more than that. Might have to try that reach around with my wife then. Thanks for the SAMA input. Learn something new every day.
[/quote]
If you try the strap on with it I’m interested to hear how it goes. I could never get the rhythm right doing both at once. [/quote]
Now y’all are just yanking my chain…
[/quote]
Actually…I’m kinda serious…[/quote]
Not going to EVER do the strap-on. NEVER!!!
[quote]pat wrote:
I guess I am well within my right to whine, I just don’t take one up the shoot, but my doctor likes to go there, but he’s a dick. I had a colonoscopy and he didn’t even leave a rose on my pillow. It’s the least he could do I figured.[/quote]
Put the same situation in a hotel and its wrong!!!
Modern technology and we don’t have a better method, how intriguing!
Regarding helmets, at my workplace they are required to wear hardhats out on the shop floor. Never mind the fact that the average equipment weighs well over 1000lbs, sometimes a few tons. There is a reason we have 50 ton cranes. I doubt a helmet will do much but its to satisfy safety requirements.
Sad to hear about the trainer and his/her fall. We all take risks in life and I’m sure he knew what they were before climbing, but its still sad to hear.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]theBeth:
Women give reach-arounds too…you mean you’ve never gotten one in the shower? That’s a damn shame.[/quote]
I do so love shower sex.
Beth, you are becoming more appealing all the time.
Not to mention that there’s just something about a woman in a helmet…[/quote]
That is swell. Do you like boots as well?[/quote]
We talkin’ Wellington, hiking, combat or cowboy?
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]theBeth:
Women give reach-arounds too…you mean you’ve never gotten one in the shower? That’s a damn shame.[/quote]
I do so love shower sex.
Beth, you are becoming more appealing all the time.
Not to mention that there’s just something about a woman in a helmet…[/quote]
That is swell. Do you like boots as well?[/quote]
We talkin’ Wellington, hiking, combat or cowboy?
[/quote]
All of the above. I have all 4 and wear them almost exclusively.
Muck boots
Corcorans
Black Durango riding boots
Carolina hiking boots.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]theBeth:
Women give reach-arounds too…you mean you’ve never gotten one in the shower? That’s a damn shame.[/quote]
I do so love shower sex.
Beth, you are becoming more appealing all the time.
Not to mention that there’s just something about a woman in a helmet…[/quote]
That is swell. Do you like boots as well?[/quote]
We talkin’ Wellington, hiking, combat or cowboy?
[/quote]
All of the above. I have all 4 and wear them almost exclusively.
Muck boots
Corcorans
Black Durango riding boots
Carolina hiking boots.
[/quote]
Then yes.
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]pat wrote:
My wife accuses me of being gay because of my careful attention to skin care and the removal of unsightly body hair, so there is that. I guess I am well within my right to whine, I just don’t take one up the shoot, but my doctor likes to go there, but he’s a dick. I had a colonoscopy and he didn’t even leave a rose on my pillow. It’s the least he could do I figured.[/quote]
Didn’t have the god damned common courtesy to give you a reach-around, huh?[/quote]
He might of for all I know. Versed and Demerol has a tendency to cloud the experience. And no, I do not want to be aware so I’ll take the meds thank you.
[quote]M. Requin wrote:
If a business discriminates against you, they do not deserve your time or money. Some people are so stubborn and intransigeant that they won’t budge on any of their beliefs. Forcing your own personal beliefs down their throats has no positive effect; it just pisses them off.[/quote]
The problem is, the ‘special snowflake syndrome’ is more prolific and subversive than this example. Sometimes, being stubborn and intransigent is the only solution or reply to petulance and officiousness. You can’t even research homosexuality as a symptom of a mental disease because you’re associating homosexuality and disease and that’s a DSM no-no. The idea that a homosexual can be cured by the church (or other) is laughably absurd and horribly ‘oppressive’, but people would actively support a church-oriented AA group.
A man murders his wife, mutilates himself repeatedly in prison, claims to have issues with his gender identity, and the state pays for his gender reassignment surgery regardless of whether it will actually help him or not. There used to be a time when, if you killed your wife and mutilated yourself, you were considered beyond any useful rehabilitation and you got lucky to be fed or receive medical treatment.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]theBeth:
Women give reach-arounds too…you mean you’ve never gotten one in the shower? That’s a damn shame.[/quote]
I do so love shower sex.
Beth, you are becoming more appealing all the time.
Not to mention that there’s just something about a woman in a helmet…[/quote]
That is swell. Do you like boots as well?[/quote]
We talkin’ Wellington, hiking, combat or cowboy?
[/quote]
All of the above. I have all 4 and wear them almost exclusively.
Muck boots
Corcorans
Black Durango riding boots
Carolina hiking boots.
[/quote]
There is something sexy about a chick in riding boots. Plus I have become a sucker for the shorts and Uggs look. Anyway…
[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]theBeth:
Women give reach-arounds too…you mean you’ve never gotten one in the shower? That’s a damn shame.[/quote]
I do so love shower sex.
Beth, you are becoming more appealing all the time.
Not to mention that there’s just something about a woman in a helmet…[/quote]
That is swell. Do you like boots as well?[/quote]
We talkin’ Wellington, hiking, combat or cowboy?
[/quote]
All of the above. I have all 4 and wear them almost exclusively.
Muck boots
Corcorans
Black Durango riding boots
Carolina hiking boots.
[/quote]
There is something sexy about a chick in riding boots. Plus I have become a sucker for the shorts and Uggs look. Anyway…[/quote]
Ugg boots? Nooooooooo. It screams peri-pubescent Lolita. I’d rather see a nice pair of legs in cut-off shorts and muck boots or riding boots. Rawrrr
I think my Ugg boots fascination comes from personal experiences with seeing a couple girls get up throw on their pj shorts and top and Uggs to take the dog out or something. That whole package in that moment just did it for me. Muck boots and riding boots work the same way. The nice legs part is key also. My wife had on my snake boots the other day with her denim shorts and I thought that was pretty freakin hot.
As a side note, the Ugg boots thing is a remnant of my 21 year old college self and seems to be a hold over in my memories. Is what it is ha.
And did you just snarl at me?
[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
I think my Ugg boots fascination comes from personal experiences with seeing a couple girls get up throw on their pj shorts and top and Uggs to take the dog out or something. That whole package in that moment just did it for me. Muck boots and riding boots work the same way. The nice legs part is key also. My wife had on my snake boots the other day with her denim shorts and I thought that was pretty freakin hot.
As a side note, the Ugg boots thing is a remnant of my 21 year old college self and seems to be a hold over in my memories. Is what it is ha.
And did you just snarl at me? [/quote]
So you are like 22 now? 
Haha Na 26, only 5 years but that feels like that was so much longer ago.
[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
Haha Na 26, only 5 years but that feels like that was so much longer ago.[/quote]
I am starting to feel old and I am in my mid 30’s. To be 26 again.