Completely different but on Call of duty, whenever a lobby was full of snipers I’d use an smg and on the final kill use a sniper.
He had a boner during this game?
You’ve obviously never played it. It’s bonertastic
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I’m chunkin’ up just thinking about it…
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I always weigh myself before I shower because I think the weight of the water held in my hair (even after I dry) is going to make a huge difference.
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I feel the need to run for conditioning because I might actually have to run in real life. Unfortunately, I think running is adding to the pain in my hip.
My confession (or observation) is that I think substituting the elliptical or bike for running is like swapping the leg press for squats.
It’s just not the same. 
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Anybody else waiting on the super full blood wolf moon eclipse? I’m stoked! Let the woo woo begin!
I had explained to my son earlier that the weatherman said the eclipse was going to start at 8:36 about 9 I ask him if you could see in any difference in the moon. He said… no. I said… huh, I wonder why. He said… you know the weatherman always lies!
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You could try throwing caltrops for cardio.
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You always use words to which I don’t know the meaning…
OK. Caught up. Those look small so I’d have to throw a lot. It’d be more of an arm workout.
I was a distance runner for 10 years before taking up lifting. Your comparison is great, nothing compares to running.
Or you could squat the horses the said caltrops were meant to impeed !
I bet Google is scratching its head as to why caltrops are trending…
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Wait, this isn’t entirely normal? I won’t weight myself if I don’t need a morning poo.
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Omg I thought I was the only one
Definitely a missed opportunity to use ‘holy shit!’ instead of ‘omg’
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Coincidentally, I won’t wait if I do need a morning poo.
My diet has been shit for a week. I think I’ve hit my 3,000 goal once. I really need to step it up.
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Your name reminds me of a little known fact. Before they invented the crowbar, crows had to drink at home.
Tip your waitresses, I’ll be here all week.
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In fairness, there was an opposition to making crowbars, because it seemed that whenever crows gathered together there was a murder.
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