The Flame-Free Confession Thread II

If you’re gonna make hot chocolate:

Fill up however many mugs you’re gonna make with milk, then when pouring the milk into a pot to heat, leave about an ounce of milk in every mug. Pour a packet of hot chocolate powder into each cup and mix, using a spoon to grind the powder against the sides of the cup, until you have a smooth sludge in the bottom of each cup. Stir the milk often so there’s no film, and when it starts to bubble vigorously, pour and stir in the mugs.

I confess that I believe this is the only way to make hot chocolate, and you can keep your water-based hot chocolate the fuck out of my life.

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Pfft! This is how you make hot chocolate. Even better if you throw in a can of Eagle Brand milk.

Slow-Cooker Hot Cocoa | Delish - YouTube

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The only thing I do differently is I use a 1/1 ratio of cocoa powder and sugar.

Maybe more cocoa powder sometimes. Every time.

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Heavy cream heated in a pot. When it is warm break chocolate bars 4-5 depending on the servings (1 bar per serving), splash of vanilla, pinch of salt. Stir until all melted into the cream.

Top with marshmallows.

1 mug = 1-2 hour nap 30 min after drinking.

You can keep the cocoa mix powder…

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Damn. I could make sweet, sweet love to that hot chocolate.

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So I switched majors. Possibly a dumb move. At least I have pre-reqs done.

Decided to peruse data Science. Most likely gonna be challenging, but I’m overly excited about it.

I’m learning four different coding languages pretty much all at once. What have I done? Lol

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Why the change?

You will know pretty quickly if data science is for you… haha

i became disinterested. I figured it that was happening, I should persue something that’ll keep me engaged regularly. Even if it’s fairly challenging.

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As far as wanting to learn, and accepting that it’s challenging, I figure all the well known coding guys/gals had to start exactly where I’m at. All my success lies mostly in just practicing everyday.

Maybe in the long run it’ll be a good thing I decided to become well-versed in multiple programming languages.

The real way to make hot chocolate:

Microwave some of that sweet sweet moo juice
Squirt in some hershey’s syrup.
Mix and microwave more

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Step four: pour it down the sink because Hersheys tastes like vomit and use some actual chocolate.

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I’m ashamed to say I got out of bed last night to measure my wrists.

I’m even more ashamed I didn’t know what to do with my newfound information.

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Mate of mine, for reasons I will never understand, thought it would be a good idea to tell me his fiancé thinks I’m handsome.

I have been having SO MUCH fun with this.

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One of my wife’s friends is like that. It gets painfully awkward at times.

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Do you not like her measuring your wrists?

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Anything as long as it’s not my clavicle.

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Talk to flipcollar, apparently he knows a guy who can sort that out for you.

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My money is on him wanting to watch you bone his wife.

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How would one measure their clavicle? Delt to delt? Visible/Feelable bone to bone?

Asking for a friend…