The Flame-Free Confession Thread II

Over a decade ago I’d probably like them. Now, no!

I listened to that song listed here and then went to look them up on Metal Archives, a great online metal encyclopedia.

Typical edgelord, nihilistic, nothing-matters, destroy-everything, death-to-the-human-race, we’re-all-gonna-die, everyone-sucks schlock (epic yawn).

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Have you heard Cannibal Corpse? This is actually funny.

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Regrettably I say that I owned several CC albums back in the day. Degenerate garbage.

What the FUCK!! Did I just hear?

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I find that one funny for the guys… Lets be honest most guys ( even though they wont admit it ) are only impressing other guys. Most women you might attract are immature ,shallow air headed bimbos whom you probably would have second reservations taking home to mom. Nice screw material but not really mate material.IMO

Yeah … I fallen into that when I was younger

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I think most rock music fans had a stint in their teens when they liked the ridiculous raaaaawwwrrrr vocal death metal stuff, but when I meet a dude in his forties who still listens to bands like Decapitated I can’t help but think they have some kind of developmental issue

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Literal lulz. :joy:

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Not even sure what this falls under in the pantheon on rock music … my oldest listen to it and its not half bad

Lol. You need to listen to the one I posted right after that post. Seriously, turn up the volume and see if your dogs start howling.

I had a huge stack of pancakes today for breakfast.

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And you got THE most beautiful Christmas present this year!

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This! -lol. I was soo into hardcore bodybuilding, following all the contests every month, hanging on every word the latest/greatest 250+ lb roided up monster in the mags was attributing his latest 20 lb gain to (because it was never more drugs), BUT I’d never want to be seen reading FLEX or MUSCLEMAG (with monthly covers usually featuring obviously untrained women in thongs) on the train if I had any thoughts of striking up a conversation or picking up women.

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I have owned one muscle mag in my time and I was so embarrassed by it I hid it under my bed.

Because of how it was hidden I’m sure if anyone found it they’d have thought I was jerking off to it.

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head%20explode

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You mean this one? :smiley:

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Yes I do! She’s beautiful!

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How much did she weigh? Her lil legs look tiny :innocent:

She was early. 5 lbs 9 oz/2.5 k

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Bad%20ass%20santa

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Congratulations !!

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