The Flame-Free Confession Thread II

Got a genuine LOL out of me with that one.

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giphy dance

Well ironically… my oldest son text me today. He informed me he was tapped on the shoulder by one of his professors for a very low level paying position. So now he has the tittle of “Supplemental Instructor” for the Bio mechanics classes at his college with him being the only one for the class. ( not sure if its just a fancy name for tutor)

Which reminds me @samul would you like me to talk him into joining to have a debate with you know who?

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could become interesting

Nah man. Thank you, I appreciate it but don’t bother. It’s neither worth your time nor your son’s. It took me a couple of hours too many to realize it wasn’t worth mine, either.

The only thing that would accomplish would be even more fancy names being thrown around.

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yeah hes good at that… makes my low level mind go numb

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I don’t think it would be. Otherwise, we’d have accountant penis, politician penis, unemployed penis, etc…

And presumably vagina for women too. I’d like to get me some of that lawyer vagina…

I go off the site for 2 hours and there are over 40 posts in this thread about clown dicks???

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:joy: :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy:

Yep.

Well, clown dicks aren’t much better than eating raw chicken :laughing:

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I imagine raw chicken has ruined far fewer children’s birthday parties.

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I wonder if they taste funny?
:clown_face:

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Just when I thought my schedule was amazing:

Comp sci professor: “our class will have no projects, exams or a final- 90% of the grade is from in class assignments”
Multivariate: no actual calculus until after spring break
Food History professor: “I call the final paper an “analysis” because I find that when I call it a “research” paper, students go overboard…We’ll have in class workshops where I’ll help you guys find sources and stuff”

No disagreement there

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I confess that I now know, firsthand, what my friend the tenured med school professor is bitching about, when he keeps bending my ear about all the students with great GPAs who show up knowing nothing. Great looking CVs though.

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I think pounding the clown, clown pounding or some variation shall become the new term for weasel whacking.

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Weasel whacking sounds oddly British- maybe pounding the clown can be the American phrase

Kong Bonking, Thor Thumping, Whammer Whacking etc.

They’re all interchangeable. No wonder the English language is supposed to be difficult to learn.

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I read it at you are a clown, dick. With a pause between. Like saying you are being a clown, dick head but only shortened.
Now thanks to you guys I am also wondering what a clowns dick is like!! Red ball on the end maybe !?

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It probably squeaks and you can fit a seemingly impossible amount of them in a small space.

Wow, that took a turn.

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I would imagine it more like a rubber snake- a great practical joke

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