The Flame-Free Confession Thread II

I’m actually laughing out loud right now :joy:

I don’t even read though so my go to is, “I heard…”
Arguably much worse option

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Before it broke we used a garment steamer for wrinkles, which was easy and worked great

If you don’t know this trick…Do you even wear shirts bruh?

I asked myself the same thing, but I just figured it might be a Canadian thing.

They’re a mysterious and secretive people! (to me.)

I was getting eggs at Aldi today and 2 ladies called me out saying the sign on the door says “limit 3.”

I didn’t think of it at the time but I wish I hit them with the “DYEL, bro?”

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Good time to hit them with some Gaston too.

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I call bullshit, he throws more eggs in the air then he actually eats so maybe 3 dozen tops.

In instances like this, I like to say “it’s 3 per person” and that usually leaves them confused enough to stop talking.

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Is there an egg shortage at Aldi? Why the limit? Sale? Just curious.

What’s up with needing 4 people to buy a dozen eggs?

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Are eggs stocked at Aldi as singles? I.e. not in packs of a dozen, or a multiple thereof?

Yes gotta go that 4 douzen eggs for the win.

Is it sad that you even knew that reference well enough to quote it and include a video ??

No. No it isn’t. Early 90s Disney for the win. I wouldn’t go as far as to say it’s the best thing about having kids, but its definitely up there.

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Actually, 4 dozen eggs is recommended only for when you are a lad, to help you get large.

Now that you’re grown, you should eat 5 dozen eggs, and you’ll be roughly the size of a barge.

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I gotta confess I loved the Beauty and the Beast live action remake.

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If it doesn’t specify 3 means 3 shelves full. Units are important.

No idea why there’s a limit. This store just opened, the old one had a sign that said 6 was the limit. I ignored that one too. And each time I get to the cashier they never make a comment about how many eggs I got.

The closest Aldi is 20 mins away so I prefer making that trip just once a week.

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Does the qty only apply to eggs or is it more for the special buys like TVs or chainsaws !?

When it comes to good cheap/free food, I take “limit” as a bare minimum

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