Anyone in particular?
At the moment? Just one of the few you tube guys I could stomach. Now I’m done my list is long.
1 Like
Should just use the Louie Simmons strategy of being completely not understandable so that you never contradict yourself.
7 Likes
Now that’s funny!
2 Likes
I confess that, as a misanthrope, I may have found my next training hat
9 Likes
I’m here to confess that I’m going to buy that hat and wear it in public. I’ve never cared for profanity on my clothes, but I can make an exception here.
2 Likes
I am the same. Payoff absolutely worth it.
1 Like
I had a colleague who was from another country so had an accent. When things got hairy his accent became much, much thicker and harder to understand. It got him out of trouble many, many times.
I was 90% confident that this was a strategy to get him out of trouble rather than a stress reaction to the situation but it is impossible to ask without coming across as racist lol
1 Like
Honestly probably a combination of both. I find whenever my mom/dad gets frustrated, their English deteoriates very quickly
2 Likes
Mine too.
4 Likes
I usually pretend i can’t speak English when I get local telemarketing calls asking me to do surveys. When I get calls from China I pretend I can’t speak Mandarin.
3 Likes
Yeah I believe it’s a combination of both. The more pissed off I get when I’m speaking in English, I gradually revert to my native dialect. That’s when the profanities come out like poetry. It happens when I’m speaking Mandarin too.
EDIT
Actually, the language I use when cursing in the gym after a hard set shows how pissed off I am.
Deep Water:
4th set of squats: “Fuck!”
7th set of squats: “Fuck your mother!” in Mandarin
9th set of squat: “Multiple references to female genitalia” in the Fujian dialect
6 Likes
Wife comes in with a box of a dozen donuts.
Asks me if I want some, as she brought more than she needs.
I ask how many she needs, she says 4 and leaves.
I proceed to eat 6 donuts, leaving the 4 she needed and one for each child.
Wife comes back and is shocked. I asked her what she expected to happen. She says that I would eat one…
Silly wife.
13 Likes
I think now wife goes out of her way just to piss me off when we are having a debate. Because when I do my language skills devolves into growls and grunts.
4 Likes
Men should always always have the last say in an argument!!
“…yes dear”
2 Likes
I have had this exchange far too often
“How come everytime we argue you always have to be right?”
“Why would I argue about something if I was wrong? That wouldn’t make any sense. Whenever I am wrong and you are right I don’t argue. The only possible time I would ever need to argue is if I am right about something”-Me
“I just never get to win”
“No, because you win before there is ever an argument. I admit defeat when you are right and i am wrong. Should I start picking arguments where I know I am wrong to help improve your average?”
It goes about as well as you expect
17 Likes
Mine just emotionally manipulates me into agreeing with her. Half the time I know she’s doing it but I don’t call her out because that’s when she really gets mad.
1 Like
I swear at times my wife is a Jedi.
1 Like
“Do you really think I’d do that?!?! That’s really upsetting”
One day I said: yes because you do it pretty regularly
This also ended up as well as you would expect.
1 Like
What have you done?