The Flame-Free Confession Thread II

My current lifting coach, who mainly coaches high school students, loves clever nicknames. Most of them are much more offensive than “Chapstick”. That’s a shame she was fired over this.

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We live in the land of snowflakes.

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My parents have a strange masochistic tendency to spoil me… then regret it a few weeks/months later. It helps neither of us, but I enjoy the “benefits” too much to stop them.

Also, they think I “study too much” and that my brother spends too much time on digital entertainment… I spend at least 3 hours on Netflix/youtube every day.

Oh I can think of another term other then snowflake

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A pejorative term for the female genitalia, perhaps?

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Now that would be rude and very non PC on my part.:innocent:

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Probably true though :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Isn’t that Alaska?

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Ok I get asking for advice on training on forums. Since this is what this site is for. But I don’t know if I get asking for relationship advice. Do some truly don’t have a network of friends or family for guidance?

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The whole off-topic sub section is nuts man.

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I’m not Mr social and can be a ass hat . But even I have people to seek advice from on really personal things.

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At a friends house for a BBQ. The friend is divorced, splits custody with his ex and has a girlfriend of 6 years.

The girlfriend comes outside while the guys are drinking beers.

GF: “Your daughter just rolled her eyes at me, and when I told her to go to her room she balled up her fists at me.”

Friend: “So spank her little butt if she wants to act like that.”

GF: “Why, so your ex wife can have me arrested?”

Friend: “My ex wife can arrest these nuts…like she USED to do.”

I swear it there was a record, it would have skipped. GF had a death stare on, and after 3 seconds of awkward silence the other guys and I started dying laughing.

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What is WOD?

Typically it’s Workout Of the Day.

Cross fit stuff?

Baby don’t hurt me.

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My daughter just tagged me with this on Facebook, commenting “the only lifting I’ll ever do.” Made me laugh.

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It’s hard to picture this scene as anything but comical.

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I laughed way too hard at that.

Thats kind of what I thought… But thats just a term for the workout you do that day, right? It tells nothing of what you did at all to say “I did WOD today”

I guess they mean “They would do the WOD posted on the crossfit homepage” ??