I took Zoloft for a while at 18. But when my dick started going soft with my soon to be wife I cut that shit quick. I feel your pain man.
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I’m gonna stop taking it from today on, you’re right
Me either… at least not without the 15 orgasms that usually go with it.
I see severe chafing in someone’s future 
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The meaning of such word is beyond my knowledge of English 
Once you start blowin dust you gotta ease off for a bit…
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Looked it up… equivalent of attrito
I think…
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My wife would not agree… get the job done # what ever it takes. LOL
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Yeah, makes sense now. Definitely. The other day she actually managed to make me cum twice somehow and my penis was red for two days lol
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Something I learned at an early age (I had the worst but best role models lol)
Make her go twice before you go once, and she will never complain about anything.
I can honestly say this is 100% true.
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All this jerkin’ talk reminds me of “The Man Challenge” my friend came up with about 6 years ago
24 hour time limit, your 4 tasks are:
Jerk off
Run miles
Drink beers
Eat donuts
Each task must be done 6, 12, 18, or 24 times and you need to use each number once.
I jerked it 6 times, ran 12 miles, drank 18 beers, and ate 24 donuts in just over 21 hours to win the inuagural Man Challenge. There were several casualties and only 2 other finishers.
The record has since been lowered to something crazy like 15 hours, most of the guys that participated were on the Uni cross country team so running 18 or 24 miles was the easier choice.
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I would definitely run 6 miles and jerk it 12 times. I hate running, and love jerking it. 12 times would take some fortitude, and I’d be shooting ghost loads for the second half dozen, but it’d be better than running 6 more miles, and I could drink beer during recharge periods.
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This thread should die a slow and painful death now.
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We’re 1/3 of the way to TFFCT3, this can’t die!
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Is there a 1,2, 3, 4 division for seniors?
No?
Fuck it, I’m out.
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Confession: whenever I make a sarcastic post in a truly stupid thread, I always get worried that my sarcasm will be misconstrued as yet another stupid, but truthful, opinion. So, whenever I am being sarcastic, I will go back and make sure to add at least one utterly ridiculous thing to the post to make sure people know it’s a joke.
Confession 2: as some individuals continue to make exceedingly outlandish claims, my level of ridiculousness has to increase exponentially to be noticeably different, and I begrudge the fact that their stupidity is hindering my sarcasm
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An incredibly scarring long distance relationship conducted primarily over AOL instant messenger (yeah, going old school there) has compelled me to make excessive usage of “haha” in the majority of my posting in order to convey the tone of my words, and even I get sick of it, but have no idea how else to maintain levity.
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Glad to hear that I am not alone in the struggle 
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Sarcasm does not translate well to the written word.
My confession - I frequently mean well but come off as a complete asshole.
But I am a dick most of the time.
Is it possible to flame myself?
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Careful, she might end up with popeye forearms.
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