I would imagine that your digestive state would not make for good girlfriend material in prison.
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Ah, yes. But, with my luck I’d encounter a 6’5”, 350 pound someone who just didn’t give a fuck.
Do you really want more sausage or is this some sort of keto pickup line?
Nope! I really like sausage as a side dish for brisket or ribs.
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We eat rice and beans everyday at my house. Any kind but I’m particular to Jasmine.
Brown rice is only good for use in packing fragile items in boxes.
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Well… irritated the abdominal strain I have been trying to get over at work Wednesday
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I confess that the best part of my most recent deadlift video happens AFTER the deadlifts are done, when I moonwalk like aliens are drunkenly piloting my body
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Dude, that is funny shit, Any idea how many gym fuckery videos I have seen where guys flat out pass out after deadlifting? Fall and hurt themselves?
Note - most of those cats were Sumo, lol.
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You can never have enough sausage!!
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I’ve developed a rather expensive habit. I use hydrolized caesin as my only protein powder now. Meal replacement etc. I wouldn’t know or care what difference it has over just whey or micellar caesin etc. I just know after one and a half decades of drinking chocolate or vanilla based bloating thick liquid I’m over it. Mix any brand of HC with Biotests blue or purple flavor stuff is just an enjoyable experience over a chore.
IMO quality beats quantity in this case. 
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I mean yeah, that’s what you get for angering the gods.
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Getting harder as of late.
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Only conventional deadlifters liked this post. Sumo axle deadlifters’ fingertips burned off when they tried to hit the like button.
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Confession: I might pull a heavy sumo deadlift on an axle, record it, and post it in the strongman forum just for kicks.
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Make sure you use straps too, with a mixed grip. Upset everyone.
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If I get a triple ply Metal deadlift suit that pulls in the crotch just hard enough to castrate me, I might just get a 500 deadlift (you know, being that sumo is easier and all).
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I confess that I am taking delight in people who ask for my advice, get a complete and total roadmap to success from me, argue against it every step of the way, disregard it, and then come back around having failed to meet their goals and ask for advice again.
But part of that delight is that I quit giving them advice after that.
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Pull it from 15.5".
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