Lucifer: …like fish and chips, salt and pepper. Hipsters and condescension.
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How can anyone not love a show about the Devil with scenes like this:
And lines like:
“My dad’s killer… Nietzche??”
“We all have demons inside.” - “My demon tends the bar.”
And his brother giggling when Lucifer gets pissed off about always being associated with goats because he was the one who spread the rumor among mankind that Lucifer fucks goats thousands of years ago.
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Yes, that is a “moment” scene for sure. Loved it.
Didn’t you say your wife is/looks exactly like the coroner from Season 2? (no spoilers!, I’m not starting until later tonight)
Uhhh, ummm, does your wife have an unattached sister???.. 
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Yeah, but she’s not as hot. She’s got the same hairstyle, frame, big eyes, dress sense, slightly hyper behavior and likes hugging, which I normally cannot tolerate for more than a few seconds.
One Child Policy, Comrade!
I legit had to pause the show at that line because I was laughing too hard to hear the rest of the dialogue.
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LOLOLLLLL!!!
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So I googled the word “chad” because I keep seeing it being used and I have no idea what it is. Then I found out it’s used by INCELS. Then I google “INCEL” and find out there’s also a “stacy” and “becky”. Then I googled “chad” and “incel” and I found this:
With shit like this in it:
“On May 21st, Redditor JayEster submitted a post to the /r/justneckbeardthings subreddit questioning what the female counterpart to Chad Thundercock was, to which Redditor Thepaladinofchaos replied “Stacy thundercunt. Shes a varsity cheerleader with a 4.0 gpa.””
I still haven’t stopped laughing.
Seriously, the creativity of kids these days when given freedom of expression never fails to astound me even when it’s misguided.
Bravo, guys, bravo!
*** Oh there’s an Asian version called a “Chang Thunderwang” and Asian INCELS are called RICECELS
Bwahahahaha
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That’s why I can’t eat multivitamins in the form of gummies. I’ll eat them like gummy bears or something. And then have the massive shits all day.
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No but it’s fucking funny.
“Balls shrunk from steroid abuse. Remaining sperm even more valuable to Staceys”
Bawhahaha
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There was a really good one I saw with conventional and sumo deadlift but I can’t find it.
Pretty sure there’s a chad/virgin meme for basically any topic you can think of, I only know lifting related ones though
Yeah no… My spending spree is done for the year. Besides I got new trap bar from Rogue last fall.
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I can’t get used to buying shit on Kindle/Amazon. Every single time it’s “Shit! I bought it”
I NEED A FRIGGIN CONFIRMATION SCREEN!!!
It’s like buying from a coffee shop. I’ve been buying the same shit for a decade. I see the staff every day. I know it’s $4.80, they know it’s $4.80 but when its time to pay, someone better fucking say “That’s $4.80” or I am going to freak the fuck out.
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Wife and I are cleaning the house today because her sister is coming to visit (for the first time). I was also given two jobs that had to be completed today: 1. Hang a shelf in the guest bathroom. 2. Finish taxes.
I ‘couldn’t find’ the drywall anchors so made a trip to Lowes. Now, I’m pretending our return wasn’t 99% done last week and ordering shirts online.
Update: Wife sits down next to me and wants to watch… and just like that I’m done and back to cleaning. Touché wife.
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This ranks high up on the list of my greatest fears although I suspect it’s actually more of a phobia that started a long time ago because I had to do my corporate financial statements and taxes by myself without having any background in accounting.
And while writing this, I recalled that “public speaking” tops the list of people’s greatest fears. I’ve never understood why since I have absolutely no problems with it.
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You are a much braver man than I. Whenever I hear the public speaking, I find I am terrified of what they say.
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I’ve developed a filter which I can turn on and off. It works to my advantage because I get turned on when cute chicks say really dumb things. That’s how I could go to evangelical churches to score chicks before I was married. Dude starts talking in tongues behind me, “off”. Half-crazy “unattractive lesbian in denial” cell group leader opens her mouth, “off”. Cute chick tells me about finding the grace of God after a brief stint of cosplaying as, and wanting to be a real life mermaid, “ON”.
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I have a similar filter, except it boils down to me screaming “you people are all diseased” at a mall and then my wife telling me we have to go home now.
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Ahaha seriously, before the age of social media and mobile phones just had cameras installed in them, my second brother would do something like this and make me film it down. We would be in a new large bookstore and he would say start the camera. Then he started screaming, “BOOKS! BOOKS! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME!!! WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???” while his friend covered his eyes and escorted him to the exit.
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I’ve gotten over the mental part of public speaking but my body still reacts to it, usually I just start to sweat an uncontrollable amount.
I was giving a presentation before and when I looked down sweat dripped off my nose onto my notes.
Now that I think about it I sweat through my shirt during my final competency last semester. Not just the pits, the chest too. Also my glasses started to fog up
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