My left ball could kick the fucking crow’s ass. Jesus chirst. Rainbow Brite has more powers than that chump.
The scene where he plays a guitar on the roof is fucking awesome.
Edit:
BADDDDDDOOOOWWW!
[quote]timbofirstblood wrote:
The scene where he plays a guitar on the roof is fucking awesome.
Edit:
BADDDDDDOOOOWWW!
[/quote]
One thing always bothered me about that scene: Eric and Shelley have been dead for a year, he rises from the grave, plays a rooftop solo but never turns the lights on.
[quote]CargoCapable wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]CargoCapable wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]CargoCapable wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]CargoCapable wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]CargoCapable wrote:
The crow isn’t tough enough for the legit, og superman. Nobody is. I hope they remake it though, I’ve enjoyed remakes lately. Movies are so much better now than they used to be when you account for nostalgic attachment from old people.[/quote]
Nope.
The Crow burns pain for fuel and every hit makes him more powerful. That means only telepathy or ice would stop him. Telepathy could be stopped with some kind of headgear and ice averted by …well fire.
What could superman really do to Crow? He’s unbeatable.[/quote]
What can Crow do to superman? He doesn’t have kryptonite. Superman could easily grab the crow in a non-anger inducing hug, fly to Antarctica and drop him.[/quote]
And what if The Crow hates superman and that hug causes emotional pain?
BAM[/quote]
It won’t matter, superman is invincible other than kryptonite and god wouldn’t allow superman to die. He does too much good. The crow is on his own and humans have successfully wrestled angles, let alone superman. The crow can rage all he wants on his way to Antarctica, he will just be a whining baby in supermans grip.[/quote]
He would favor Crow over Superman. Superman isn’t one of Gods creatures.
Superman is the cause for all the bad anyway. Before he dropped to Earth we never had problems like the ones he fights.
So no Superman doesn’t do any good. He only cleans up his own messes.
[/quote]
Superman absolutely does good and there is no basis to show he creates his own problems. All creatures are gods creatures and he didn’t have any issue creating hell and damning angels to it before. If the crow wants to step out of line too, I’m sure god would let superman whip his ass and drop him on Antarctica.[/quote]
Of course there’s basis
Before superman no one was trying to take over the world. With superman everyone is trying to do it.
The Crow is aalsothousands of years older than superman (the spirit that gives the powers) who do you think god values more? A thousands year loyal employee or a trouble bringing relatively new guy?
And we aren’t even sure if Antarctica will kill Crow. [/quote]
Superman showed up at just the right time then, probably in gods plan.
God turned his top homie in to Satan and damned him forever. He isn’t hung up on the crow.[/quote]
This has to be the coolest conversation I’ve read in months. You guys remind me of the henchmen in Venture Brothers.
Sorry, carry on…
This argument is just…jesus christ.
Spawn would kick the Crow’s ass /thread
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]CargoCapable wrote:
The crow isn’t tough enough for the legit, og superman. Nobody is. I hope they remake it though, I’ve enjoyed remakes lately. Movies are so much better now than they used to be when you account for nostalgic attachment from old people.[/quote]
Nope.
The Crow burns pain for fuel and every hit makes him more powerful. That means only telepathy or ice would stop him. Telepathy could be stopped with some kind of headgear and ice averted by …well fire.
What could superman really do to Crow? He’s unbeatable.[/quote]
grab his skinny ass and throw him into the nearest black hole. next question!
ghost rider. Nicholas cage would totally rape the crow.
Squirrel Girl defeats all.