I do drugs pretty much all drugs
I cant control my ding dong
I have seen coldplay in concert…twice. I talk about ryan gosling like he’s a bad actor and he’s not that cool, when he’s actually incredible. I still can’t bench over 300 after 5 years.
I once shang-ri-la’d beneath the summer moon.
I really like peaches and wanna shake the tree.
I’ve never had a altoid BJ~
I am starting to really dislike my job in sales and customer service to the point that I honestly feel like I could become a hermit.
I feel like punching out the next complainer walking through the door. (haha, listen to me complain 
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I am happier at home with my dog than out in public.
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
Derek would go for 6 and 7, but only at the same time.[/quote]
Derek would be the meat between those buns, which are probably also made of meat, and being constantly exposed to other greasier, fattier meats.[/quote]
Lol. What makes this all funny is my wife is 4’11" and 120 pounds.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
Derek would go for 6 and 7, but only at the same time.[/quote]
Derek would be the meat between those buns, which are probably also made of meat, and being constantly exposed to other greasier, fattier meats.[/quote]
Lol. What makes this all funny is my wife is 4’11" and 120 pounds.[/quote]
That is just a front bro.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
- I never fold my clean clothes
- I don’t iron unless I’m going to court or an interview.
-I like to pick my nose. - I hate staying over at a guys house cus it means I have to hold in my farts all night.
- I fap at work.[/quote]
Women dont fap, they schlick. Isnt this like common knowledge?
[quote]Waittz wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
- I never fold my clean clothes
- I don’t iron unless I’m going to court or an interview.
-I like to pick my nose. - I hate staying over at a guys house cus it means I have to hold in my farts all night.
- I fap at work.[/quote]
Women dont fap, they schlick. Isnt this like common knowledge? [/quote]
So what do women with a penoris do?
[quote]Waittz wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
- I never fold my clean clothes
- I don’t iron unless I’m going to court or an interview.
-I like to pick my nose. - I hate staying over at a guys house cus it means I have to hold in my farts all night.
- I fap at work.[/quote]
Women dont fap, they schlick. Isnt this like common knowledge? [/quote]
That varies quite a bit depending on how they roll. Slapping it through the pants under the desk, grinding on something, or the keigel crunches can all make different noises.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
I once shang-ri-la’d beneath the summer moon.
I really like peaches and wanna shake the tree.
I’ve never had a altoid BJ~[/quote]
Who shang-ri-la’d you? A black dog? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Get it! Black Dog?
I go to college next to an art school and I like to stare down some of the highschoolers there to see the look of fear in their eyes.
I live in constant fear of being fired from my current workplace, because this is the longest I’ve ever worked in one place by a wide margin, and I’m suspicious as to why the boss keeps me there. I already know that I constantly anger my boss and upper hierarchy co-workers by being too slow, and I expect the only reason I’m still here is because he is at an impasse and he can’t find anyone far better this time of year that is both unemployed and willing to fill my position. I’m in limbo there and I’m not entirely sure whether that’s a blessing or a curse.
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
Derek would go for 6 and 7, but only at the same time.[/quote]
Derek would be the meat between those buns, which are probably also made of meat, and being constantly exposed to other greasier, fattier meats.[/quote]
Lol. What makes this all funny is my wife is 4’11" and 120 pounds.[/quote]
That is just a front bro.[/quote]
Now my X-Wife was 5’2" and 220 pounds.
[quote]Chushin wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
Derek would go for 6 and 7, but only at the same time.[/quote]
Derek would be the meat between those buns, which are probably also made of meat, and being constantly exposed to other greasier, fattier meats.[/quote]
Lol. What makes this all funny is my wife is 4’11" and 120 pounds.[/quote]
That is just a front bro.[/quote]
Now my X-Wife was 5’2" and 220 pounds.[/quote]
I can see why you Xed her! ;-)[/quote]
dont get me started.
I was also at 305 x-football working 14 hours 7 days a week tub of goo.
Then I dropped 100 pounds due to catching her with someone else.
Long story.
[quote]Chushin wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
I live in constant fear of being fired from my current workplace, because this is the longest I’ve ever worked in one place by a wide margin, and I’m suspicious as to why the boss keeps me there. I already know that I constantly anger my boss and upper hierarchy co-workers by being too slow, and I expect the only reason I’m still here is because he is at an impasse and he can’t find anyone far better this time of year that is both unemployed and willing to fill my position. I’m in limbo there and I’m not entirely sure whether that’s a blessing or a curse.[/quote]
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Work faster.
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Work on your self-esteem.[/quote]
Yeah, my issue is that I find it hard to get the balance right between speed and efficiency, wherein I either take a hell of a long time to do something and get it halfway decent or I rush through and leave it as still kind of a shitty mess as it was to begin with. I try to volunteer about 30 minutes/1 hour either way outside of my hours so the damage is minimised and I can run through quicker during actual work periods, but I’m not really allowed to do that.
[quote]Chushin wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Then I dropped 100 pounds due to catching her with someone else.
[/quote]
That must be the “Bitch Cheated on Me Diet” I’ve heard about.
Seems quite effective.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Long story.[/quote]
And an interesting one, I’m sure! :-)[/quote]
Not really. Pretty basic psych 101. I was an overweight kid, had white knight syndrome in a codependent relationship.
She was weak enough to follow her desires and I was too damn bull headed to listen to common sense.