When I was a kid (though old enough to have known better), I once baked some cannabis-enhanced brownies, and left them on the kitchen counter to cool down. My parents came home much earlier than expected, and they both availed themselves to what they thought were innocent treats.
Now, this was my first time baking something like this, and I had no idea if they were strong or mild, or even if anything would happen.
Two full hours passed, with nothing happening. I thought I was in the clear, that the brownies were bunk or I messed up the recipe.
The day went on, and my parents were watching some television news show about the situation in Israel.
Out of nowhere, my dad says, “Hanukah… Yarmulke… Plays the Harmonica.”
It turns out that I had indeed followed the recipe perfectly.
What happened the rest of the day was a very long story, and even involved a hospital trip because my mom didn’t have a clue what was happening to her.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I was at Hollywood Video, uh…returning some videotapes, and there were these two little kids running around the store. Their mom was completely oblivious, or maybe she wasn’t, but she clearly didn’t give a fuck that her two kids (maybe 4 and 6) were literally doing laps around the store screaming at the top of their lungs. It was really getting on my nerves.
So when they came around the corner of one of the display racks I stuck my foot out and tripped one of them. This kid went flying headfirst into this big cardboard box display with a bunch of used DVDs in it and knocked over a bunch of shit. No one but him realized what had actually happened, that I had purposefully tripped him. He was crying and, of course, still screaming at the top of his lungs. When his mom came rushing over to see if he was alright I looked right at her and said in the most condescending, asshole-type voice I could muster and said, “You should keep a closer eye on your kids so things like this don’t happen more often.” Then I looked square at the kid and said, “You should watch where you’re going. Maybe next time you’ll be more careful.”
I left and didn’t even rent anything.[/quote]
I just wanna read all your stories.[/quote]
You should search for an old thread called “Funny Pranks” or something along those lines.
[quote]Elegua360 wrote:
When I was a kid (though old enough to have known better), I once baked some cannabis-enhanced brownies, and left them on the kitchen counter to cool down. My parents came home much earlier than expected, and they both availed themselves to what they thought were innocent treats.
Now, this was my first time baking something like this, and I had no idea if they were strong or mild, or even if anything would happen.
Two full hours passed, with nothing happening. I thought I was in the clear, that the brownies were bunk or I messed up the recipe.
The day went on, and my parents were watching some television news show about the situation in Israel.
Out of nowhere, my dad says, “Hanukah… Yarmulke… Plays the Harmonica.”
It turns out that I had indeed followed the recipe perfectly.
What happened the rest of the day was a very long story, and even involved a hospital trip because my mom didn’t have a clue what was happening to her.
A woman in her late 60’s made my dick hard recently. I was driving the ambulance and she was in the passenger seat. Her mother in law was the patient in the back. She kept touching my leg as we chatted and talked real country and it got hard as a rock. She looked good for her age. If she wasn’t married and I wasn’t worried about damaging her hip I’d definately smash.
I once succeeded in sucking my own dick. Ended up blowing in my own mouth. That’s the day I knew I was a spitter and semen doesn’t taste very good. I never tried to suck myself off again.
I never believed in pheromones effecting sexual attraction until I was a senior in high school. I thought it was a bunch of crap.
I was at my locker once when suddenly something very alluring was in the air. Something smelled fantastic and I became aroused instantly. It’s hard to explain but it’s like the air just had something in it that was fantastic.
I looked up and it was some chubby chick walking by with her boyfriend. It was weird though because somehow I knew it was her who smelled fantastic even though it wasn’t a tangible smell. hahaha
Luckily, I have pretty good impulse control because damn. I was ready to steal her and have my way with her - caveman style. Dang pheromones…
I guess it would be a better story if I had actually stole her though. lol
[quote]kothreat wrote:
I once succeeded in sucking my own dick. Ended up blowing in my own mouth. That’s the day I knew I was a spitter and semen doesn’t taste very good. I never tried to suck myself off again. [/quote]
[quote]kothreat wrote:
I once succeeded in sucking my own dick. Ended up blowing in my own mouth. That’s the day I knew I was a spitter and semen doesn’t taste very good. I never tried to suck myself off again. [/quote]
Right before the point of no return, did you tell yourself that you were going to cum and wanted to cum all over your filthy whore face?
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I confess, I don’t really miss IronDwarf at all.[/quote]
you take that back
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No. It’s true. I loved ID when he was here and thought he was a great guy and all that, but now that he’s gone I simply don’t miss him. There are certain posters on here who I miss, Count Rockula being one and The Hallowed being another, but now that ID is gone I don’t really notice any changes to the quality of the threads around here.
Same goes for Gregron. I liked him when he was here, but he’s apparently left and the forums haven’t changed at all in my opinion, other than the end of all that bullshit with him and PX.
Next time, just for fun at the bar ask for a “girls light” and if it’s even a little bit noisy inthat bar…like even the TV is on, the bartender will 9 times out of 10 give you a Coors Light.