[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
eigieinhamr wrote:
ZEB wrote:
"Woman Marries Her Dog (Seriously)
NewsOh PleaseWeird NewsStrange News94 CommentsLook, we love our pets, but a woman in Ghana has married her dog. We repeat, her dog.
Uh, what? Yeah, this actually happened. Says the blushing bride (ew) Emily Mabou, 29: “For so long I’ve been praying for a life with a partner who has all the qualities of my dad. My dad was kind, faithful and loyal to my mum, and he never let her down.”
Don’t see how this translates into marrying your dog? Read on! Mabou claims that her relationships have all been with “skirt-chasers and cheaters.” The priest who performed the ceremony told people not to mock the wedding, but instead “rejoice with her, as she has found happiness at last.” Don’t mock? Not likely, lady. (Though we get why some folks decide to marry their cats.)
When asked about her plans for babies, Maribou responded, “We’ll adopt.” Fantastic! Next story: Woman and Golden Retriever Adopt Twins. Gross. Weird. Disturbing. Any more adjectives we forgot?"
Who are we to deny happiness to these two people err I mean creatures?
Shit as long as she is not abusing the animal (by which I include any sex as the animal cannot consent) I don’t give a fuck what she marries. She can marry a fish for all I care. It’s just not something other people should be worrying about.
To the people who oppose gay marriage, would you support removing the government aspect of marriage and make it down to churches who they want to marry as a religious ceremony?
So, wait. What you’re saying is that bestiality (which is considered a mental condition and they are born with it) is not allowed, but being gay and married is. Interesting…[/quote]
Because an animal cannot consent.