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Man shoots self on altar of Crystal Cathedral
Shooting occurs as volunteer tells visitors about suicide-prevention program…

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That’s a good suicide prevention program they have going there.

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They have guns in California?

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How does a church gain “megachurch” status?

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Around 2000+ per service I reckon.

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[quote]altimus wrote:
Around 2000+ per service I reckon.[/quote]

I thought you had to have over 9000?

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[quote]Otep wrote:
altimus wrote:
Around 2000+ per service I reckon.

I thought you had to have over 9000?[/quote]

Nope that’s a GIGAchurch.
20000 makes you a Terachurch.
Terachurches won’t be released in the U.S. till 2012.
Expected after the 3rd Quarter.

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[quote]Otep wrote:
They have guns in California?[/quote]

Yeah, you can get them at Wal-Mart.

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[quote]idalux wrote:
That’s a good suicide prevention program they have going there.[/quote]

Well the 9,999 other attendees didn’t kill themselves, so it’s not too bad.